a former house mate used to set up security systems, and while we were watching tv one night he shouted fuck and ran out got on his bike. When he got back he said he forgot to lock the front doors of the ulster bank he was working on.

Reminds me of this post, I don’t even know how I remembered it

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.

The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

Had a rugby coach when we were 11/12 who was a drill seargant in the army. He had us crawling through half-iced over muddy puddles shouting 'there's n0 rain' at the sky. We lost so many matches.

so I rephrased it and tried again but it still didn’t go, and I did this ~20 more times and then the network sent her all the texts together.

For context. The spire is 120 metres tall. Some mad bastards done a serious job here. And the weekend all the Americans are in town for their stupid football game. Maith thú whoever you are. #Speirgorm