Declan
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dog: *does something that’s pretty self explanatory and you instinctively know what they want, as you have a deep bond
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
dog: *does something that’s pretty self explanatory and you instinctively know what they want, as you have a deep bond
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
the theme of tonight’s Late Late Toy Show will be NATO
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
the theme of tonight’s Late Late Toy Show will be NATO
“oh sorry I thought you were just abbreviating December” - me in emails asking me to do stuff this month
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“oh sorry I thought you were just abbreviating December” - me in emails asking me to do stuff this month
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First year selling my art at Christmas without the Other site, where most of my sales came from, as well as losing US orders to new tariffs, so it'll be a tough one - I put huge work into every order, so even if you can't buy, shares help get them in front of eyes. GRMA! www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
First year selling my art at Christmas without the Other site, where most of my sales came from, as well as losing US orders to new tariffs, so it'll be a tough one - I put huge work into every order, so even if you can't buy, shares help get them in front of eyes. GRMA! www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
Berlin Christmas market
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Berlin Christmas market
the first Alien is also a christmas movie. travellers guided by celestial beacon arrive at a crashed manger for the birth of a new, perfect life form.
Terminator One is a Christmas film because it's loosely based on Herod trying to kill baby Jesus.
See? We don't have to have the same seasonal discourse every year!
See? We don't have to have the same seasonal discourse every year!
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
the first Alien is also a christmas movie. travellers guided by celestial beacon arrive at a crashed manger for the birth of a new, perfect life form.
big grocery making the tills cashless but keeping the trolley requiring a coin
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
big grocery making the tills cashless but keeping the trolley requiring a coin
my seat on the train regardless of what direction I’m goin in
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
my seat on the train regardless of what direction I’m goin in
crisps should NOT be poultry flavoured.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
crisps should NOT be poultry flavoured.
“Dr. Isaac Burke” sounds a ship’s science officer who suffers an acute bout of space madness and kills the entire crew.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
“Dr. Isaac Burke” sounds a ship’s science officer who suffers an acute bout of space madness and kills the entire crew.
Pluribus is the best show going at the moment of people delivering food in silence.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pluribus is the best show going at the moment of people delivering food in silence.
The movie Signs (2002), a Brazilian parent at a birthday party catches shaky low res footage of Enoch coming out of a bush at the end of an alleyway.
Enoch Burke spotted in "that alley where Batman's parents were shot" in between Abbey Street and Eden Quay.
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The movie Signs (2002), a Brazilian parent at a birthday party catches shaky low res footage of Enoch coming out of a bush at the end of an alleyway.
we shouldn’t be teaching rocks how to think
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
we shouldn’t be teaching rocks how to think
RTÉ have 52! news correspondents
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
RTÉ have 52! news correspondents
ya know a band will be good when their main photo on streaming platforms is like a candid shot of three strangers in the kitchen at a house party.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ya know a band will be good when their main photo on streaming platforms is like a candid shot of three strangers in the kitchen at a house party.
wee cousin making me watch Death Note and its notttt bad.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
wee cousin making me watch Death Note and its notttt bad.
am fond of singing or humming a tune while putting the bins out at night or whatever. just in case there’s a serial killer or some cryptid about to kill me. just to add to the atmosphere of it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
am fond of singing or humming a tune while putting the bins out at night or whatever. just in case there’s a serial killer or some cryptid about to kill me. just to add to the atmosphere of it.
dee dee you’re doon this. you’re goin the moon.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
dee dee you’re doon this. you’re goin the moon.
why are all subscriptions plans like
1 shoe for €24.99 p/m
Or
every single pair of shoes in the shop for €95.99 p/m (billed annually)
1 shoe for €24.99 p/m
Or
every single pair of shoes in the shop for €95.99 p/m (billed annually)
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
why are all subscriptions plans like
1 shoe for €24.99 p/m
Or
every single pair of shoes in the shop for €95.99 p/m (billed annually)
1 shoe for €24.99 p/m
Or
every single pair of shoes in the shop for €95.99 p/m (billed annually)
was getting a 9G signal off this one the other day before it vanished
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
was getting a 9G signal off this one the other day before it vanished
the iPhone is too customisable now. bring back no wallpapers.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
the iPhone is too customisable now. bring back no wallpapers.
when you’re watching video on instagram and it randomly decides to refresh the feed. great feature that.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
when you’re watching video on instagram and it randomly decides to refresh the feed. great feature that.
pov: reading bluesky posts, south of glyfada.
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
pov: reading bluesky posts, south of glyfada.
using AI for art is the modern (and worse) version of “did you trace tha” in art classes.
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
using AI for art is the modern (and worse) version of “did you trace tha” in art classes.