Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs
@speeduffs.bsky.social
Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music.
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
Why was she even on there?
a man with a beard is holding a cup of coffee
Alt: Mrs. Irrelevant.com.
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Why was she even on there?
I suspect it's far worse than people are expecting.
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I suspect it's far worse than people are expecting.
Persistent knock at door...
Me: 'Have we arranged an appointment with someone dear?'
Cat: 'Maaeeagh'
Me: 'Fuck 'em then'
🤷😺🖕
Me: 'Have we arranged an appointment with someone dear?'
Cat: 'Maaeeagh'
Me: 'Fuck 'em then'
🤷😺🖕
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Persistent knock at door...
Me: 'Have we arranged an appointment with someone dear?'
Cat: 'Maaeeagh'
Me: 'Fuck 'em then'
🤷😺🖕
Me: 'Have we arranged an appointment with someone dear?'
Cat: 'Maaeeagh'
Me: 'Fuck 'em then'
🤷😺🖕
Lady Dorries of...
Ah, unfortunately not.
Ah, unfortunately not.
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: Lady Dorries of Shitebookshire.
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Lady Dorries of...
Ah, unfortunately not.
Ah, unfortunately not.
Tax avoider.
The cunt.
The cunt.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Tax avoider.
The cunt.
The cunt.
Black holes are a gateway to a purely white Christian oligarchy lead society.
Honestly.👍
Honestly.👍
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Black holes are a gateway to a purely white Christian oligarchy lead society.
Honestly.👍
Honestly.👍
We are lucky to have them.
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We are lucky to have them.
I can't be bought.
Putin owns me.🤔
Putin owns me.🤔
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I can't be bought.
Putin owns me.🤔
Putin owns me.🤔
Death... BY TACO!
February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Death... BY TACO!
Good grief.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Good grief.
I want them to go to Pluto.
Moon is a bit too close.
Moon is a bit too close.
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I want them to go to Pluto.
Moon is a bit too close.
Moon is a bit too close.
Like a broken tumble dryer full of bricks.
With rabies.
With rabies.
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Like a broken tumble dryer full of bricks.
With rabies.
With rabies.
Jesus loves a hāngī.
🤤
🤤
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Jesus loves a hāngī.
🤤
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