Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs
@speeduffs.bsky.social
Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music.
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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I started a band called 1023MiB.
We still haven't got a gig.
I started a band called 1023MiB.
We still haven't got a gig.
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Eggs also out of date.😟
Feck's sake.
Sausages out of date.😑
Wait. What's the date on the eggs?!
Sausages out of date.😑
Wait. What's the date on the eggs?!
a small owl is walking on its hind legs in front of a ladder .
Alt: Creeping to the fridge.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Eggs also out of date.😟
So, you would be comfortable with your daughters, at fifteen years old, being involved in this?
Maga: ...🤯
Maga: ...🤯
February 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
So, you would be comfortable with your daughters, at fifteen years old, being involved in this?
Maga: ...🤯
Maga: ...🤯
The money?
The Farage and Windsor households are mostly German. If England meet Germany in the World Cup final, who will they be cheering for?
Just asking questions…
Just asking questions…
February 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The money?
Feck's sake.
Sausages out of date.😑
Wait. What's the date on the eggs?!
Sausages out of date.😑
Wait. What's the date on the eggs?!
a small owl is walking on its hind legs in front of a ladder .
Alt: Creeping to the fridge.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Feck's sake.
Sausages out of date.😑
Wait. What's the date on the eggs?!
Sausages out of date.😑
Wait. What's the date on the eggs?!
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Today we are studying the story of the Bad Samaritan
![Nadhim Zahawi posting a picture of a guy lying on the ground, who he “just walked passed” [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l24pgbrej25efdyfqv7t7yww/bafkreietyvfgru7ikmjolkhrz5zljvfugqu4z6uqhzqrhkp36bsk4vsvzu@jpeg)
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Today we are studying the story of the Bad Samaritan
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Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆
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I was walking through an upmarket area of London and I saw Nadim Zahawi walking towards me, and I felt so tired of seeing his face, and he crossed the road when he saw my HMRC briefcase
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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There’s always a post
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
There’s always a post
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February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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In my opinion, the Epstein files are far worse than dirty old men raping children. They were selling children to each other, to do whatever they wanted to them. They were raping, murdering, filming, humiliating, these minors at their will with no fear of consequences because they were all involved.
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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"The abuse of women by male predators and their enablers – and Britain’s as yet unacknowledged role – has shocked me to the core. It demands an in-depth police investigation, and is by far the biggest scandal of all"
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
Gordon Brown: Police need to interview Andrew
We owe it to survivors of abuse to help bring the guilty to justice
www.newstatesman.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"The abuse of women by male predators and their enablers – and Britain’s as yet unacknowledged role – has shocked me to the core. It demands an in-depth police investigation, and is by far the biggest scandal of all"
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
🎶When I am King,
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
🎶When I am King,
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
'These immigrants are more intelligent than us good ol' boys, and it's destroying are cultural values'.
These people are running the most powerful nation in the world, I fucking despair.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
'These immigrants are more intelligent than us good ol' boys, and it's destroying are cultural values'.
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That’s not coke mate, it’s vim. Which probably explains a few things.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Money, eh?
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Yet a Ukrainian competitor cannot commemorate fallen fellow athletes:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Olympic body criticised for selling Nazi-era Games T-shirt
The International Olympic Committee defends the T-shirt as being part of its Heritage Collection, celebrating styles from all editions of the Games.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Money, eh?
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Feck!🤣😺
Tech Update.
Today: How a dishwasher works.
Today: How a dishwasher works.
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Feck!🤣😺
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At this point in time I literally don’t care who’s in the Epstein files, we’ve got Presidents, Princes, Politicians.
BURN ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
We shouldn’t care who they are, we should exposing them ALL irrespective of their place in society.
Think of those poor children.
BURN ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
We shouldn’t care who they are, we should exposing them ALL irrespective of their place in society.
Think of those poor children.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Superbe!
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February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Superbe!
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Surgeon here. We don't look at your bits when you are in theatre, but we do look at fingernails and toenails. Some of you lot are filthy.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Surgeon here. We don't look at your bits when you are in theatre, but we do look at fingernails and toenails. Some of you lot are filthy.
Brown pants Pam.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Brown pants Pam.
The state of it.
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The state of it.