Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs
@speeduffs.bsky.social
Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music.
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
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February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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In my opinion, the Epstein files are far worse than dirty old men raping children. They were selling children to each other, to do whatever they wanted to them. They were raping, murdering, filming, humiliating, these minors at their will with no fear of consequences because they were all involved.
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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"The abuse of women by male predators and their enablers – and Britain’s as yet unacknowledged role – has shocked me to the core. It demands an in-depth police investigation, and is by far the biggest scandal of all"
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
Gordon Brown: Police need to interview Andrew
We owe it to survivors of abuse to help bring the guilty to justice
www.newstatesman.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"The abuse of women by male predators and their enablers – and Britain’s as yet unacknowledged role – has shocked me to the core. It demands an in-depth police investigation, and is by far the biggest scandal of all"
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
This is vital stuff from Gordon Brown. Hope the police & Government listen up.
🎶When I am King,
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
🎶When I am King,
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
You will be first against the wall,
And your opinions,
Which are of no consequence,
At all...🎶
'These immigrants are more intelligent than us good ol' boys, and it's destroying are cultural values'.
These people are running the most powerful nation in the world, I fucking despair.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
'These immigrants are more intelligent than us good ol' boys, and it's destroying are cultural values'.
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That’s not coke mate, it’s vim. Which probably explains a few things.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Money, eh?
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Yet a Ukrainian competitor cannot commemorate fallen fellow athletes:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Olympic body criticised for selling Nazi-era Games T-shirt
The International Olympic Committee defends the T-shirt as being part of its Heritage Collection, celebrating styles from all editions of the Games.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Money, eh?
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Feck!🤣😺
Tech Update.
Today: How a dishwasher works.
Today: How a dishwasher works.
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Feck!🤣😺
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At this point in time I literally don’t care who’s in the Epstein files, we’ve got Presidents, Princes, Politicians.
BURN ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
We shouldn’t care who they are, we should exposing them ALL irrespective of their place in society.
Think of those poor children.
BURN ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
We shouldn’t care who they are, we should exposing them ALL irrespective of their place in society.
Think of those poor children.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Superbe!
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February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Superbe!
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Surgeon here. We don't look at your bits when you are in theatre, but we do look at fingernails and toenails. Some of you lot are filthy.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Surgeon here. We don't look at your bits when you are in theatre, but we do look at fingernails and toenails. Some of you lot are filthy.
Brown pants Pam.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Brown pants Pam.
The state of it.
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The state of it.
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The post Trump trials are going to be wild
wow -- Bondi throws a fit in response to Nadler's question about how many of Epstein's co-conspirators, if any, she's investigating, aggressively pointing at him and yelling. The hearing then devolves into chaos and Raskin and Bondi start yelling at each other.
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The post Trump trials are going to be wild
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More stories like this please.
A 13-year-old opened a hot dog stand in front of his home in Minnesota, causing a complaint to the health department.
Instead of shutting him down, the inspectors helped him bring his stand up to code and paid the $87 fee for his permit out of their own pockets.
Instead of shutting him down, the inspectors helped him bring his stand up to code and paid the $87 fee for his permit out of their own pockets.
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
More stories like this please.
Monaco has been colonised by tax dodging cunts.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Monaco has been colonised by tax dodging cunts.
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Who did THIS????
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February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Who did THIS????
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I've probably suggested this before, but has anyone tried pouring salt on Chris Mason?
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I've probably suggested this before, but has anyone tried pouring salt on Chris Mason?
UK, scraps and scrapings at the lepers gate.😶
Von der Leyen vows stronger single market, less red tape ahead of EU summit
Pledges come as capitals push for more focus on European economic growth in an increasingly uncertain world.
www.politico.eu/article/ursu...
Pledges come as capitals push for more focus on European economic growth in an increasingly uncertain world.
www.politico.eu/article/ursu...
Von der Leyen vows stronger single market, less red tape ahead of EU summit
Pledges come as capitals push for more focus on European economic growth in an increasingly uncertain world.
www.politico.eu
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
UK, scraps and scrapings at the lepers gate.😶
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Is broken?
February 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Is broken?
