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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’
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#BellCanada moment lol #Bell
Downdetector shows Bell Canada reported outages spiking from near-zero to 100,000 in the span of about an hour
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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these two as metaphors for their respective parties is (perhaps un)surprisingly apt
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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“do it” meme from Star Wars
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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o no
LinkedIn post of a fairly convincing fake image of a fake ID, generated by AI. The caption reads: Neither the document nor the background in this image are real! This is a fully Al-generated ID document with astonishing quality - even down to details like the smartphone's shadow on the passport and the table. Emerging services on the Dark Web are creating alarming opportunities for fraudsters. These tools don't just generate one deepfake image - they produce multiple ones from a simple list of PIl, paving the way for synthetic fraud on an unprecedented scale. It's crucial for modern KYC services and assessment procedures to adapt and account for these advancements in fraud technology. Staying ahead requires constant vigilance and innovation. #kyc #syntheticfraud #documentfraud #ai #darkweb #deepfakes
January 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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tl;dr
From @LauraLoomer on Twitter: BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨 @elonmusk has removed my blue check mark on X because I dared to question his support for H1B visas, the replacement of American tech workers by Indian immigrants, and I questioned his relationship with China. Looks like Elon Musk is going to be silencing me for supporting original Trump immigration policies. I have always been America First and a die hard supporter of President Trump and I believe that promises made should be promises kept. Donald Trump promised to remove the H1B visa program and I support his policy. Now, as one of Trump's biggest supporters, I'm having my free speech silenced by a tech billionaire for simply questioning the tech oligarchy. Elon has decided to retaliate by removing my blue check and demonetizing me. I guess he doesn't really believe in Free speech after all.
December 28, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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*ahem*

“cis.”
bart simpson megaphone meme
December 28, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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Oh????
Bluesky now has a “Trending” area (of sorts???) in the timeline (in beta)
December 28, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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society is over party
right next to the search bar, PornHub has introduced an “AI Jerk Off” button
December 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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first published feb 4th, 1987.
super hero beating on two cops cop 1: “She ain’t human! She’s like some kinda animal! Some kinda— UGGGH!” hero: “And you… YOU are the mindless hunters who shoot and kill without ever asking why!”
December 24, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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mfw when I qrt @cockremover.bsky.social and she takes longer than .2 picoseconds to like it
warthog with exploding head Memoji
December 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Animated GIF of a clip from the Doctor Who (2005-2022) episode “The Lonely Child” (or maybe the second part, “The Doctor Dances”): a child wearing a gas mask asks “Are you my mummy?”
December 13, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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src: youtu.be/aOoB0eiPQlQ?...
December 11, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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?????
Cover of the One Ring "Realms of the Three Rings" Expansion. The words “One Ring” have been circled with an arrow pointing to them. The words “Three Rings” have also been circled with an arrow pointing to them.
December 11, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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An edit of an anti-piracy ad that originally read “You wouldn’t download a car” that now reads “You wouldn’t cuck a landlord”
December 11, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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An edit of an anti-piracy ad that originally read “You wouldn’t download a car” that now reads “You wouldn’t misgender a landlord”
December 11, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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What setting do I have to change to make Twitch never speak to me like this again
Notification from Twitch: "PogChamp: Your 2024 Twitch Viewer Recap is LIVE! LETS GOOO"
December 10, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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absolutely fucking not. next stupid question?
A banner at the top of the image reads "Toronto Met Today" with the subtitle "Your university. Your news." Underneath is an image of someone dropping a ballot into a box marked 'Elections Canada #142'. Text below the image reads "Can AI help voters decide who to vote for?"
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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@mfried13.speely.net
A text conversation: - I send a screenshot of a precariously placed bed in Minecraft - Molly says “no” - I Tapback “Haha”
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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in case you were wondering
My Apple Music Replay for 2024 - Top Album: Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV by Coheed and Cambria - Top Song: The Grudge by TOOL - Total Minutes (listening to music): 60,610 - Top Artist: Dream Theater
December 4, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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this u?
the LG company logo
December 4, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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@hiremeimfunny.bsky.social gonna start commenting this on everything
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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do you think they've explored each others bodies
December 2, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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the township of WHAT
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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what are you
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM