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“I’m unmentionably fresh — I’m a mensch!”
- ‘Nobody Speak’ by DJ Shadow & Run The Jewels

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2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Charlie Kirk, the actor who voiced The Brain on Arthur, has passed away at 38
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Could programmers from the 80's understand today's code?

Could todays programmers understand code from the 80's?

My brother, I don't understand my own code from last week. Every line I write is a bespoke bit of spontaneous genius that even I am incapable of deciphering mere days after writing it.
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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so basically, you are f*cking stupid
September 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Hey, guys. Guess what we’re not talking about any more.
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“SSH connection manager” 🚩🚩🚩
sshPilot is a SSH connection manager with integrated terminal, tunneling, tabbed interface and scp upload support. It's a free alternative to Putty and Termius for Linux developers and IT professionals that may boost your productivity ⤵️

Download github.com/mfat/sshpilo...
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hey I’m back what’d I miss
August 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
#BellCanada moment lol #Bell
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
what the fil
what the fili
what the fili
what the filipope
what the filipo
what the filipopeno
filipino pope would go hard as fuck
April 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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a typo in a shitpost kinda elevates it
April 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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We cannot look away when 15 paramedics and aid workers in Gaza are executed by the Israeli army. We refuse this war of annihilation and these crimes. The billboard we put up over the Tel Aviv highway, thanks to donations from hundreds of people, says it all: this war cannot continue. We refuse.
April 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
my money’s on both
At this point it’s gonna be either fascism or revolution
April 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
tweeting from the toilet call that a shit post
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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what if it just took one though
April 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I had a good tweet idea but now I forgor. Many such cases!
April 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I think if you discover you have an Elon baby you should be allowed to just leave it at the nearest Tesla dealership
This man has access to your social security and IRS records.
April 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t know if it’s uncontroversial insofar as it’s unremarkable (which is not to say that it’s good or okay). The U.S. military isn’t exactly new to the game of blowing up an entire building just to get one guy
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
March 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
no more panGAYa, it’s DEI
do kids even know about pangea anymore
March 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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“ugh you poors just want government handouts” yes. what the fuck? why wouldn’t we want that? we’re at a point in human history and advancement where we can give everyone handouts and help them live happy lives why the FUCK aren’t we doing that????
March 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
y’all think musk is getting up in that trumpussy or what
March 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM