when I jerk off I call it whipping cream cause I beat it til stiff peaks
February 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
when I jerk off I call it whipping cream cause I beat it til stiff peaks
hey man, I know you're actually famous and on TV and I'd only get recognized by 30-40 year old trans women who moved to Philadelphia between 2020 and 2023 but I have a lot more followers than you on bluesky and I think following me back could be an opportunity for u
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
hey man, I know you're actually famous and on TV and I'd only get recognized by 30-40 year old trans women who moved to Philadelphia between 2020 and 2023 but I have a lot more followers than you on bluesky and I think following me back could be an opportunity for u
sorry to hear that man
Ngl I keep thinking I am at rock bottom in my life and the floor keeping opening up
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
sorry to hear that man
i always thought INTing meant you got so mad you became big brain wojak. I still don't know what it is but I believe that less and less every day. time just keeps passing
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i always thought INTing meant you got so mad you became big brain wojak. I still don't know what it is but I believe that less and less every day. time just keeps passing
feel free to keep this image
February 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
feel free to keep this image
when a hot person is pregnant it's like okay, yeah, that makes sense
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
when a hot person is pregnant it's like okay, yeah, that makes sense
beast games Saudi Arabia hssfgsahhssfgbds
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
beast games Saudi Arabia hssfgsahhssfgbds
city said I owed $0 in sales tax last quarter. I didn't realize they meant I OWED $0 and now a bill collection agency is asking me to send them $0 to avoid penalties for not paying the $0 I owe
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
city said I owed $0 in sales tax last quarter. I didn't realize they meant I OWED $0 and now a bill collection agency is asking me to send them $0 to avoid penalties for not paying the $0 I owe
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I'm so happy I get to share this world with my cat
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I'm so happy I get to share this world with my cat
Mario and princess peach do not have a romantic relationship. he is a knight. he loves her because he loves the mushroom kingdom and she is its heart. he is not in love with her, he is in love with his duty
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Mario and princess peach do not have a romantic relationship. he is a knight. he loves her because he loves the mushroom kingdom and she is its heart. he is not in love with her, he is in love with his duty
how do you know someone's a little stinker? don't worry, they'll tell you 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
how do you know someone's a little stinker? don't worry, they'll tell you 🤣
fuck the patriots what are you patriotic about?
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
fuck the patriots what are you patriotic about?
remember: if you find Waldo, no you didn't
If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
remember: if you find Waldo, no you didn't
these epstein emails got me feeling like mustard yoda..... trapped on little st james with that creepy banker, help LOL!
From: [redacted]
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
these epstein emails got me feeling like mustard yoda..... trapped on little st james with that creepy banker, help LOL!
the polyamorist, also known as the "transsexual of the east," often engages in a rare type of relationship called a "dryad"
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
the polyamorist, also known as the "transsexual of the east," often engages in a rare type of relationship called a "dryad"
taking my theirl (they/them way to say "my girl") ice skating
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
taking my theirl (they/them way to say "my girl") ice skating
such a milf they call me Oedipus the way I'm fuckin mommy
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
such a milf they call me Oedipus the way I'm fuckin mommy
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Last time things looked this bad we got Hamilton. Never give up
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Last time things looked this bad we got Hamilton. Never give up
as an American not subject to UK defamation law I can't believe the yacht JK Rowling personally commissioned was the main vehicle used to traffic children to Epstein Island
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
as an American not subject to UK defamation law I can't believe the yacht JK Rowling personally commissioned was the main vehicle used to traffic children to Epstein Island
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I still like Chomsky but it’s just as a linguistics guy now. I no longer respect him as a sexual being
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I still like Chomsky but it’s just as a linguistics guy now. I no longer respect him as a sexual being