how you call yourself a dom and you can't drive
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
how you call yourself a dom and you can't drive
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
panel 1: charlie brown sits at a bar, a photograph in his hand
"thinking about him again?" says a voice offscreen
panel 2: Linus slides into the seat next to Charlie, a blue rag in his pocket
"every night" says charlie, not looking up
"what good will it do? he's not coming back" says linus
"thinking about him again?" says a voice offscreen
panel 2: Linus slides into the seat next to Charlie, a blue rag in his pocket
"every night" says charlie, not looking up
"what good will it do? he's not coming back" says linus
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
panel 1: charlie brown sits at a bar, a photograph in his hand
"thinking about him again?" says a voice offscreen
panel 2: Linus slides into the seat next to Charlie, a blue rag in his pocket
"every night" says charlie, not looking up
"what good will it do? he's not coming back" says linus
"thinking about him again?" says a voice offscreen
panel 2: Linus slides into the seat next to Charlie, a blue rag in his pocket
"every night" says charlie, not looking up
"what good will it do? he's not coming back" says linus
I love masturbating to graven images
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love masturbating to graven images
getting a surgery where they vacuum all the meat out of my dick while leaving the skin tube intact
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
getting a surgery where they vacuum all the meat out of my dick while leaving the skin tube intact
we have caught and dicked down, to a permanent end, osama bin laden.
oh, don't worry, boss, we'll dick him down. permanently.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
we have caught and dicked down, to a permanent end, osama bin laden.
how did America get this reputation with the Dutch being actual burger people
our social security number is called "burger service nummer"
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
how did America get this reputation with the Dutch being actual burger people
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it's so swollen and needy 😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
it's so swollen and needy 😭
new bsky icon looks like the head of a penis just desperate to cum right now
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
new bsky icon looks like the head of a penis just desperate to cum right now
is there a thing for when you feel like a sourpuss all the time but for some reason people keep commenting on your bright and sunny attitude
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
is there a thing for when you feel like a sourpuss all the time but for some reason people keep commenting on your bright and sunny attitude
Trump needs to stop bastardizing mine and northernlion's favorite restaurant
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Trump needs to stop bastardizing mine and northernlion's favorite restaurant
the past week has felt like the ending of Spartacus where they all say "I'm Spartacus" instead of Spartacus it's pedophilia
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the past week has felt like the ending of Spartacus where they all say "I'm Spartacus" instead of Spartacus it's pedophilia
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Hilarious
like their bedrooms! heyo!
Comedians often have to develop thick skin due to the putrid environments they frequently find themselves in
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hilarious
you propagandized fools
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
you propagandized fools
like their bedrooms! heyo!
Comedians often have to develop thick skin due to the putrid environments they frequently find themselves in
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
like their bedrooms! heyo!
Jenny tight pants is my enemy
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Jenny tight pants is my enemy
that time I had sex with the Women of the Sword Penisii
"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
that time I had sex with the Women of the Sword Penisii
Jenny tight pants is my liege lord
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Jenny tight pants is my liege lord
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I'm so mad that Donald Trump was working with the evil cabal of jewish pedophiles that secretly run the world"
Democrats: "omg based mtg stands up to daddy trump!"
Democrats: "omg based mtg stands up to daddy trump!"
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I'm so mad that Donald Trump was working with the evil cabal of jewish pedophiles that secretly run the world"
Democrats: "omg based mtg stands up to daddy trump!"
Democrats: "omg based mtg stands up to daddy trump!"
they should invent a book you can read while eating
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
they should invent a book you can read while eating
it must feel good af to be John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt if people were shouting my name like that my knees would b quaking i'd be leaking constantly
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
it must feel good af to be John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt if people were shouting my name like that my knees would b quaking i'd be leaking constantly
being parasocial is so hard when you're very very slightly famous cause your parasocial target is always aware you exist
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
being parasocial is so hard when you're very very slightly famous cause your parasocial target is always aware you exist