Nutritionists Reveal Humans With Proper Diet Should Not Be Defecating
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Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

Disturbing New Study Finds American 5th-Graders Only Absorbing Targeted Advertisements At 1st-Grade Level
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I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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#AnthonyMackie shouldn’t have to be rolling back his comments. America simply is not a good country right now.

Thinkin it's time to start working on the channel more as a job than a fun little hobby. Anybody out there have advice on hiring video editors? I've edited all of our scripted stuff myself, but if I can save time and someone can do it better, I'd love that.

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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“Focus on the donut, and not the hole” - David Lynch 💔

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Damn #DavidLynch was incredible and I already miss him.

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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stoked to see Excited Flute Guy on #thegameawards later

If it was this dude, Nintendo should make it the year of Luigi again.