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if you ever make it to the finish line & are a glutton for more lyrical literary punishment, give this one a shot
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if you ever make it to the finish line & are a glutton for more lyrical literary punishment, give this one a shot
spongebob REtrans 🙏
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
spongebob REtrans 🙏
ive been replenishing this salsa with fresh tomatoes peppers onions etc for the past 3 days... by now it's little more than a dip of Theseus
September 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ive been replenishing this salsa with fresh tomatoes peppers onions etc for the past 3 days... by now it's little more than a dip of Theseus
tfw the guac is extra
September 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
tfw the guac is extra
autumn summoning ritual 2k25
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
autumn summoning ritual 2k25
never change, open source software
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
never change, open source software
love that memory
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
love that memory
(spoilers for a bad movie you shouldn't pay to see) there's a scene in First Steps where the alien invader scoffs at the Statue of Liberty, takes a big whiff of pristine American soil as he comes ashore, and marches off to kidnap a white miracle baby. all it was missing was Ben Garrison labels
July 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
(spoilers for a bad movie you shouldn't pay to see) there's a scene in First Steps where the alien invader scoffs at the Statue of Liberty, takes a big whiff of pristine American soil as he comes ashore, and marches off to kidnap a white miracle baby. all it was missing was Ben Garrison labels
i used to still get jumpscared whenever I saw em pop up in media, but lately this guy has become friend shaped to me. hes just getting his bogos binted
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i used to still get jumpscared whenever I saw em pop up in media, but lately this guy has become friend shaped to me. hes just getting his bogos binted
TMNT drip at the Slice House
July 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
TMNT drip at the Slice House
would recommend marinating the meati steaks whole and cutting into strips after cooking because the mycelium is a bit delicate raw, but it still soaks up the marinade incredibly well even with less surface area to work with. not sure why this stuff isn't more popular, it owns
June 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
would recommend marinating the meati steaks whole and cutting into strips after cooking because the mycelium is a bit delicate raw, but it still soaks up the marinade incredibly well even with less surface area to work with. not sure why this stuff isn't more popular, it owns
feels weird to be posting food on the eve of WW3 but i made some bangin banh mi with lemongrass meati "beef" and the world needs to know
June 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
feels weird to be posting food on the eve of WW3 but i made some bangin banh mi with lemongrass meati "beef" and the world needs to know
pleased to report that jackfruit cheese"steak" is every bit as good as the real thing if u cook it good
May 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
pleased to report that jackfruit cheese"steak" is every bit as good as the real thing if u cook it good
have to assume this is why robert smith insisted on appearing alongside the gorillaz in this fit
May 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
have to assume this is why robert smith insisted on appearing alongside the gorillaz in this fit
closer in bite to medium-rare tuna steak, but I honestly prefer it to the real thing.
...but is it really "plant-based" if it's fungi
...but is it really "plant-based" if it's fungi
May 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
closer in bite to medium-rare tuna steak, but I honestly prefer it to the real thing.
...but is it really "plant-based" if it's fungi
...but is it really "plant-based" if it's fungi
this is the new one to beat in the tragically underserved "fake steak" category. the closest texture and flavor to whole-muscle meat cuts I've tried. wouldn't know they're made from mushroom if you didn't see the box
May 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this is the new one to beat in the tragically underserved "fake steak" category. the closest texture and flavor to whole-muscle meat cuts I've tried. wouldn't know they're made from mushroom if you didn't see the box
bad news: hornets moved into the old man birdhouse
good news:
good news:
April 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
bad news: hornets moved into the old man birdhouse
good news:
good news:
"g-golly, I sure hope there aren't any g-g-ghastly riffs on the prowl tonight..."
THE NEFARIOUS PAPA V PERPETUA:
THE NEFARIOUS PAPA V PERPETUA:
April 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"g-golly, I sure hope there aren't any g-g-ghastly riffs on the prowl tonight..."
THE NEFARIOUS PAPA V PERPETUA:
THE NEFARIOUS PAPA V PERPETUA:
thanks, i'll get right on that,
April 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
thanks, i'll get right on that,
tfw LinkedIn thinks you'd be a great fit for Skynet
April 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
tfw LinkedIn thinks you'd be a great fit for Skynet