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Scranton Reality Wanker
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Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog.bsky.social · Jan 10
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
November 14: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeeter Fence and Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing (human hand inside kermit frame, yelling yaaay) this is adapted from an artwork you see on redbubble, even though its edited i would have credited an original artist if one could have been positively determined, its too widespread and stolen for over a decade to nail it down precisely. sorry i tried, dont yell at me.
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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erinsterritory.bsky.social
winter delays
#sizesky
a giant anthro doe lady standing awkwardly behind a freight truck flipped on it's side among a couple police vehicles in the scene, somewhere in a snowy environment. she utters out, embarrassed, "my bad..."
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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naovel.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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bettyjiang.bsky.social
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
A naive style marching band illustration showing numerous woodland creatures marching carrying tools and a banner that reads "We Will Just Have to Kill Him Together" Could be about anyone!
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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jolco.bsky.social
"They descended with their tarnished bundles strapped close. The peaks of The Old Brothers dominated the horizon before them, and far below the once vibrant colors of fall recessed to a defeated brown. What dwindling wheat still grew sparsely crested the hilltops, and no laborers came to harvest."
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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morteraphan.bsky.social
🐺 Forgotten Knight 🗝️
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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martyfive.bsky.social
ya-ha-ha
sketch-like digital painting made in heavypaint with lasso brush. it depicts the korok forest in mostly brown and yellow colours, highly inspired by how it looks in tloz botw. there are some korok shadows, the glowing pea plants pods decorations, glowing fireflies and a lot of greenery. there’s the master sword on its pedestal in the middle of the picture, also glowing, and link himself standing close to it, like he didn’t expect to stumble upon it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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lucas11.bsky.social
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
post from Renan Porto's twitter, the post says "É Brasiiiiil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 Nem nos meus sonhos mais malucos eu imaginei que um dia faria uma pintura do Bowser gostosão para um material oficial, anunciado pelo Miyamoto em pessoa. 😭 Eu ri tanto de descrença enquanto pintava, vcs nao tem idea kkkk" attached to the post is a screencap from the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer of Bowser holding a painting of Buff Bowser with Princess Peach
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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gerudoku.bsky.social
america needs these pictures rn
unaltered photograph of former president George W bush painting a breathtaking photorealistic portrait of himself with Princess Hillary (oil on canvas, 2025)
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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alsinhyena.bsky.social
*taur-sits*
As you were saying?
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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gerudoku.bsky.social
a screenshot of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie cast list revealed in the 11/12/2025 Nintendo Direct, including Aubrey Graham as "Drake", Louis C.K. as "Cranky Kong", and Hillary Rodham Clinton as "Mrs. President"
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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toomuchdynamite.bsky.social
💕Nuance💕
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social
happy hallows
A two panel comic with Autumn and Summer from Nothing Doing. Autumn is wearing skull facepaint and a shirt with a rib cage and spine on it; Summer is dressed normally. Both are holding solo cups, and there are pumpkin decorations on the wall. p1 - Autumn: Oh, uh, skeleman. Scary skeleman. …no i’m pretty sure I said it right. Summer: I’m a sexy cartoon character. p2 - A: You aren’t wearing a costume. S: And baby don’t I know it~
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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jtrofe.com
@nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social Old West AU
May 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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howlitzer.art
horizon #art
anubian jackal lady covered in gold kintsugi cracks, sitting in a black hole in front of a starry background
May 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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wolfpupy.bsky.social
game boy printer - patreon.com/wolfpupy
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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joabaldwin.com
"Nelv Atop the Dark Watcher"
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
A snow leopard stands proudly atop the ruins of an ancient lighthouse, its hollow circular base all that remains standing. The golden sunset gilds the felid, the top of the ruins, and the distant pillowy clouds. The sky is twilight teal with hints of stars appearing. The shadows are dense and purple and hide pockets of snow in them.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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atropius.bsky.social
forgot to post my annual pumpkin
#art
A plastic pumpkin painted with a scene inspired by Over the Garden Wall. Greg and Wirt are walking down a spooky forest path and are surrounded by references to the series. There's a tree with creepy faces on the left, a big black dog with glowing eyes on the right, and a silhouette of the Beast in the distant foggy background. There are pumpkins with faces like those in Pottsfield on the path
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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balina.bsky.social
Ultimate couples costume idea:
sexy Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night character selection screen

🎨: @roxannarachnid.bsky.social
A painstakingly recreated screenshot of the Touhou 8: Imperishable Night character select screen. Balina Mahigan and Dahlia Verrick are standing in for Marisa and Alice, respectively. There is text all over this, taking up most of the description. It has similarly been edited to reflect the change in characters. Etch your Moof & Dingbok Girl Aria of Forbidden Moofic Team A pair of magicians living in the Forest of Placedale. They have high fire power and fast movement. ⬜ Moof Side Balina Mahigan Speed: ** Special Skill: Always able to gather items Shot: "Ignis Deluge" Spell Card: Lore Sign "Infodump Serenade" Last Spell: BTI Canon "Final Moof Parade" ⚪ Dingbok Side Dahlia Verrick Speed: ****** Familiar: "Damascus Doll" ("Dollmascene" is very funny but I'm waffling on which one fits better) Shot: "Acetylene Torchstone" Spell Card: Balletic Sign "Graceful Substitution" Last Spell: Technipulation "Return to Manufacturer" * Team characteristics Wide item collection hitbox. Large auto-collection area. Waxing Crescent Normal Level Suited for those who have played Mouhou before. The actual Touhou 8: Imperishable Night character select screen, set to the team of Marisa and Alice. The text is below, and I hope everyone appreciates me re-transcribing it: Etch your Human & Yokai Girl. Aria of Forbidden Magic Team A pair of magicians living in the Forest of Magic. They have high fire power and fast movement. 🟨 Human Side Marisa Kirisame Speed: ****** Special Skill: Always able to gather items Shot: "Stardust Missile" Spell Card: Love Sign "Master Spark" Last Spell: Magicannon "Final Spark" 🔵 Youkai Side Alice Margatroid Speed: ** Familiar: "Shanghai Doll" Shot: "Spectrum Mystery" Spell Card: "Magic Sign "Artful Sacrifice" Last Spell: Magipulation "Return Inanimateness" * Team Characteristics Wide item collection hitbox. Large auto-collection area. Waxing Crescent Normal Level Suited for those who have played Touhou before.
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social
Tropical storm
#furryart
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
A cartoon of a cat staring at a corner. The cat has a thought bubble. The thought bubble just shows the corner the cat is staring at
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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mothsprout.bsky.social
🍂“Autumn” version of my Wolves & Wildflowers Muscle Tanks now available! 🐺
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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scaredyhare.bsky.social
A Cheeky Bun! 🤭
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM