It'll happen in the bathroom, the WH will incompetently try to cover it up, and there will be rumors flying around about what exactly happened even wilder than those about JFK's death, with just as long a lifetime.

He is ready to die on the toilet, choking on a hamburger, all the while rage tweeting about how he hates everyone in the US

A maw like that is never the mouth of an herbivore.

I assume the title means that whatever creature that is ate the third member of the polycule and and is getting ready to finish off the rest.

I grew up reading funnies in the 90s and I think I still haven't gotten over the fact that Cathy had the same catch phrase as Bill the Cat.

Also, I legit love that my entertainment options come from diverse voices with entirely different experiences!

They've helped give me the perspective that as tough as I think my life might be at times, it would be even more so if I weren't white, cis, and generally presenting as hetero.

Yeah once you start thinking about it it's hard to come to any conclusion other than Dickens being sloppy.

I handwave this as Scrooge experiencing three nights of ghosts in one night and too bewildered by the effects they had on him to care to ask how that made sense.
They're a trio of Time Spirits, surely it's no trouble for their abilities.

Otoh maybe Dickens just wrote too fast and didn't proofread 🤷

And the portions are too small! A Real Man needs a much larger bag to satisfy his appetite.

Don't even worry about it; they'll eventually land on blaming radical leftists. I have great faith in our pundits to find a way.

www.out.com/film/2021/11...

And then there's the whole world of cumpliments. . .trust me, you don't even want to know unless you really want to deep dive into the subject.

I can understand why you wouldn't want all of PA, but could I request extending the border from Camden, NJ to include all of the Greater Philadelphia area? 🙏🏻

This meme's a good start but what we really need is to turn it into a literal circle jerk.

What would your brand be, proudly horny gaymer? There just might be an audience for that!

Embrace the Squeegee Board, the only tool proven to help see clearly through to the Other Side.

"The powerful machinery that can make that robot useful. . .could suddenly turn into a scary liability: thrashing mechanical arms or legs, say, pounding into human flesh."
--from today's NYT digest

Shit. I used to live like three blocks from People's Park for a couple years; hope this doesn't mean the Guv's going to bulldoze my entire old neighborhood.