Spicy Tuna Roll
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Spicy Tuna Roll
@spicytunaroll.substack.com
Blair
does Elmo age?
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Empathed too hard started giving ugly guys a chance
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
peeled my grapefruit fully to get to the meat and it felt like peeling a sunburn. I liked it.
August 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
add me on pokemon go! trying to get more friends for xp

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July 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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the hidden passage
June 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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[facilitating an icebreaker]

so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wandering through museums upset I can’t just spend 10 years drawing in a book and instead have to have a job
April 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Life is so much easier when you don’t have to worry about what you’re going to eat
April 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Deliberately reserving a middle seat for my flight so I can feel close to someone
April 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
open.substack.com/pub/spicytun... praying NikeSKIMS is actually good
NikeSKIMS: why you should bet on women
here to clean up your mess, again
open.substack.com
March 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Just read the word boneless in a sex scene

I returned the book
March 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Going to the market! (going on eBay)
March 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sleep Token is so Fourth Wing coded
March 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
open.substack.com/pub/spicytun... putting this on my 2025 bingo card
incest is back
making America great again
open.substack.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There’s nothing like recognizing an actor like 15 years later on a show you’re watching who you were obsessed with as a kid 🥲

Cosmo Jarvis in shogun
Frank Dillane in renegade nell
March 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Screen is too bright so I turn the volume down
February 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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the tira misu fandom is dying, repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth
February 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sorry can’t go out tonight I’m babysitting my sourdough starter
February 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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they can imagine flying cars and colonies on mars, but can’t imagine you having affordable healthcare.

you can’t outspend or outgun them, but you already are braver, kinder, and more creative
February 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Am I allowed to just eat mayo on bread
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I can write but I can’t think or I can think but I can’t write. So I close my laptop & do neither 🙂
February 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Opening YouTube & seeing the newest Disney vlog meanwhile the world is combusting
February 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I really wonder how Elizabeth Holmes would fare if she had just waited till now to start grifting
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM