Gonna be, gonna be
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Gonna be, gonna be
I need to know HOW. I know why, I get why, people do things for power.
but....
but HOW????!!
Ain't enough Enlarge/Reduce spells in the world for that.
but....
but HOW????!!
Ain't enough Enlarge/Reduce spells in the world for that.
What the fuck was the ending to Critical Role Season 4 Episode 2 WHAT THE FUCK
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I need to know HOW. I know why, I get why, people do things for power.
but....
but HOW????!!
Ain't enough Enlarge/Reduce spells in the world for that.
but....
but HOW????!!
Ain't enough Enlarge/Reduce spells in the world for that.
Priday the 13th, if you will.
Happy Gay Friday the 13th to all who celebrate! 🏳️🌈
June 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Priday the 13th, if you will.
Ten pounds of thoughts in a three pound brain.
April 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ten pounds of thoughts in a three pound brain.
I woke up this morning from extremely vivid dreams. To the point where realigning with reality was very strange. What do you mean I don’t have to try and park an AT-AT in my driveway, and my friends aren’t inside putting together a puzzle, and one of the components isn’t a 3D Scooby Doo Mystery van?
March 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I woke up this morning from extremely vivid dreams. To the point where realigning with reality was very strange. What do you mean I don’t have to try and park an AT-AT in my driveway, and my friends aren’t inside putting together a puzzle, and one of the components isn’t a 3D Scooby Doo Mystery van?
Going to see #HeartEyes on Valentine’s Day was the perfect treat!
((Also, I lost count of the number of easter eggs so if you go watch it keep an ❤️ out!))
((Also, I lost count of the number of easter eggs so if you go watch it keep an ❤️ out!))
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Going to see #HeartEyes on Valentine’s Day was the perfect treat!
((Also, I lost count of the number of easter eggs so if you go watch it keep an ❤️ out!))
((Also, I lost count of the number of easter eggs so if you go watch it keep an ❤️ out!))
Some mornings you drag more ass than a dog on carpet. I’m so tired ☕️
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Some mornings you drag more ass than a dog on carpet. I’m so tired ☕️
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I’m so tired, and angry, and sad, and tired.
January 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m so tired, and angry, and sad, and tired.
I have never seen anything more relatable in my entire life.
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have never seen anything more relatable in my entire life.
Just finished the monthly cycle of hyping myself up to give myself an injection, then feeling a bit silly afterwards because it’s not that bad.
January 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just finished the monthly cycle of hyping myself up to give myself an injection, then feeling a bit silly afterwards because it’s not that bad.
I need to unlearn the idea that a workout is only good if I’m basically shaking from exertion at the end of it. Sometimes it’s just focus, form, and breath.
December 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I need to unlearn the idea that a workout is only good if I’m basically shaking from exertion at the end of it. Sometimes it’s just focus, form, and breath.
What is your 3rd drink?
Most people have water. Most have something caffeinated. Then there’s the magical 3rd drink. What’s yours?
Mine is usually some kind of flavored water mix, like Mio or Crystal Light.
Most people have water. Most have something caffeinated. Then there’s the magical 3rd drink. What’s yours?
Mine is usually some kind of flavored water mix, like Mio or Crystal Light.
December 18, 2024 at 6:33 PM
What is your 3rd drink?
Most people have water. Most have something caffeinated. Then there’s the magical 3rd drink. What’s yours?
Mine is usually some kind of flavored water mix, like Mio or Crystal Light.
Most people have water. Most have something caffeinated. Then there’s the magical 3rd drink. What’s yours?
Mine is usually some kind of flavored water mix, like Mio or Crystal Light.
“I want something tasty and healthy and nourishing.”
Immediately eats a peanut butter cup.
Immediately eats a peanut butter cup.
November 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
“I want something tasty and healthy and nourishing.”
Immediately eats a peanut butter cup.
Immediately eats a peanut butter cup.
Me, randomly to my dogs:
“Wouldst thou like an ice cube? A belly rub? Wouldst thou like to walkies deliciously?”
“Wouldst thou like an ice cube? A belly rub? Wouldst thou like to walkies deliciously?”
October 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Me, randomly to my dogs:
“Wouldst thou like an ice cube? A belly rub? Wouldst thou like to walkies deliciously?”
“Wouldst thou like an ice cube? A belly rub? Wouldst thou like to walkies deliciously?”
Directions: Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.
Me, muttering under my breath: Don’t tell me what to do…
Me, muttering under my breath: Don’t tell me what to do…
October 26, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Directions: Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.
Me, muttering under my breath: Don’t tell me what to do…
Me, muttering under my breath: Don’t tell me what to do…
Man, the only things that are fun to shop for any more are books and takeout. Everything else is a draaaaag.
October 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Man, the only things that are fun to shop for any more are books and takeout. Everything else is a draaaaag.
Me: Oh, my food is ready. I should go grab it.
Me, 5 minutes later, suddenly scrubbing out and organizing the spice cabinet: What the fuck just happened???
Me, 5 minutes later, suddenly scrubbing out and organizing the spice cabinet: What the fuck just happened???
August 2, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Me: Oh, my food is ready. I should go grab it.
Me, 5 minutes later, suddenly scrubbing out and organizing the spice cabinet: What the fuck just happened???
Me, 5 minutes later, suddenly scrubbing out and organizing the spice cabinet: What the fuck just happened???
Anxiety is super fun.
🧠: PANIC!!
Me: What what? What’s wrong??
🧠: FEAR RESPONSES!!
Me: There’s nothing here!
🧠: FIX IMMEDIATELY!!
Me: Jesus fuck I’ll panic clean and reorganize my entire closet so we’re not in trouble. Did that help?
🧠: ….maybe just hungry?
🧠: PANIC!!
Me: What what? What’s wrong??
🧠: FEAR RESPONSES!!
Me: There’s nothing here!
🧠: FIX IMMEDIATELY!!
Me: Jesus fuck I’ll panic clean and reorganize my entire closet so we’re not in trouble. Did that help?
🧠: ….maybe just hungry?
June 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Anxiety is super fun.
🧠: PANIC!!
Me: What what? What’s wrong??
🧠: FEAR RESPONSES!!
Me: There’s nothing here!
🧠: FIX IMMEDIATELY!!
Me: Jesus fuck I’ll panic clean and reorganize my entire closet so we’re not in trouble. Did that help?
🧠: ….maybe just hungry?
🧠: PANIC!!
Me: What what? What’s wrong??
🧠: FEAR RESPONSES!!
Me: There’s nothing here!
🧠: FIX IMMEDIATELY!!
Me: Jesus fuck I’ll panic clean and reorganize my entire closet so we’re not in trouble. Did that help?
🧠: ….maybe just hungry?
Talking myself into going to the gym this morning like:
Ferris Beuller Ill Go GIF
ALT: Ferris Beuller Ill Go GIF
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June 20, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Talking myself into going to the gym this morning like:
I need to stop giving recipes from tiktok a chance. That cottage cheese flatbread fad? It’s egg. It’s basically baked egg. Flat quiche. There is no flatbread anywhere to be found. Currently attempting to salvage by making it pizza.
May 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I need to stop giving recipes from tiktok a chance. That cottage cheese flatbread fad? It’s egg. It’s basically baked egg. Flat quiche. There is no flatbread anywhere to be found. Currently attempting to salvage by making it pizza.
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Peri & regular menopause can get in the fuckin bin.
April 9, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Peri & regular menopause can get in the fuckin bin.
I just started @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social and the characters are so lovely and fun. But goddamn if the fox isn’t my favorite. I love him with my whole heart 🦊
March 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I just started @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social and the characters are so lovely and fun. But goddamn if the fox isn’t my favorite. I love him with my whole heart 🦊
That feeling when all of your meetings for the day are canceled.
March 1, 2024 at 3:14 PM
That feeling when all of your meetings for the day are canceled.