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Jak🌸
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(She/Her) I’m still on Twitter until it blows up, but I update my Amazing Spider-Man thread here too
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I’ve been reading The Amazing Spider-Man for the first time, so here is a thread of mostly things I thought were funny, and Peter & MJ moments of course
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presenting my Cap without comment again
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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"concept artists can experiment with AI to make their lives easi-"

wrong

I smack you with Claire Hummel's immaculate and detailed understanding of costume design, which she got by studying historical references, which made her strong, which you will not become by relying on AI

get good
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I loathe grammar checkers. I don’t want you to mark ‘hard’ as an error because I could have used ‘difficult’; I want you to spot typos, missing words and mistaken words and THAT IS FUCKING IT.

Proofing takes a hundred times longer than it should because all the tools want to be smart. Eat shit.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Indeed just sent me an email for this job opportunity 🤢
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
100% Completed Silksong
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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me looking at my face from certain angles: oh god gross

me seeing essentially the same features on other women: holy shit you’re so beautiful, I wish I was you
September 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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1. If you've scrolled social media lately, you've likely seem Democrats cheering for Gov. Gavin Newsom for trolling Trump relentlessly.

You've also likely seen trans people terrified of a Newsom 2028 run.

I explain why trans people are not feeling Newsom.

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Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
August 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I believe in the egg prime directive in the same way that any decent starfleet captain believes in the regular prime directive: as something you are supposed and indeed morally compelled to break all the time but that allows you to go "ugh well here I go again" before you do
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Guys I think I might be bad at Guilty Gear
August 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Do you guys think I like the ninja turtles?

(The movie is back in theaters for the 35th anniversary with never before seen alternate scenes and it was really cool)
August 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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This. Fuck the Egg Prime Directive.

“It may drive them back into the closet!!”
They also may not even be aware there *is* a closet, let alone that they’re in one.

I cracked because I saw someone getting called an egg and had no idea what that was. Several months later I came out. Fuck the E.P.D.
as we enter into a new era of internet censorship, it is your solemn duty to break the egg prime directive. do it constantly. tell everyone. tell them again. tell them about estrogen and about T.

I made it to my mid-teens before I even knew what transition was. let’s not go back to that.
August 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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as we enter into a new era of internet censorship, it is your solemn duty to break the egg prime directive. do it constantly. tell everyone. tell them again. tell them about estrogen and about T.

I made it to my mid-teens before I even knew what transition was. let’s not go back to that.
July 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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i need you people to read wyffh. this is not a request this is a Command. you have no idea how well the yuri dog is eating. the yuri dog just got a twelve course meal by a committee of chefs who each own a restaurant with three michelin stars. the appetizer alone could've killed a victorian child.
July 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Need everyone to know how much I just cooked as Emma Frost
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A new episode of Incoherent Rambling is out now… it also happens to be the first and possibly only episode but hey! Go give it a watch if you’re even slightly interested in Spider-Man (Basically I yap about the animated series for 20 minutes)

youtu.be/vpl_QEK4m0Q?...
The Undeniable Impact of Spider-Man the Animated Series: Incoherent Rambling Episode #1
YouTube video by Incoherent Rambling
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May 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Marvel Rivals has done irreparable damage to the reputation of Jeff the Land Shark. They’ll never make me hate you Jeff

It’s Jeff Infinity Comic #37
December 9, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Me and the Dangerous Nights Crew after assembling on Bluesky:
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I’ve been reading The Amazing Spider-Man for the first time, so here is a thread of mostly things I thought were funny, and Peter & MJ moments of course
October 18, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.
October 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM