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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14h

If you're a reviewer message me here and I'll hook you up with a copy.

david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 15h

Links:

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Datura Books Head Cleaner David James Keaton Landing Page

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 2d

You could check out Cage's new movie The Surfer *or* you could check out chapter 16 of SHALLOW ENDS for essentially the same story but crazier. It's ultimately your decision. But I got there first.

david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 3d

Alice Sweet Alice and Disaster Girl. Separated at birth.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 4d

"You want a C.H.U.D.? I can get you a C.H.U.D. There are ways, Dude. Hell, I can get you a C.H.U.D. by 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish."

I'm watching C.H.U.D.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · Aug 28

Comes out January 27th, 2026. Mozart's birthday!
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.

Head Cleaner by David James Keaton: 9781917415088 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

In this hugely original blend of thriller, sci-fi and horror, a trio of Blockbuster employees discover they may be able to change the endings of popular films and, thus, the world around them. The l...

www.penguinrandomhouse.com

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 7d

Happy Bavaweeeeeeeen! Let's start here.

david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 7d

Every movie needs a Snow Cone Staredown.

david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 9d

30% off on the SHALLOW ENDS audiobook right now.
There are a couple voice actors on here. Try to figure out which voice irritated my dad!

www.audible.com/pd/Shallow-E...

Shallow Ends

Check out this great listen on Audible.com. FOR FANS OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE AND SPEED An innocent celebration takes a twisted turn when thirteen unlucky people find themselves trapped on a party bus wit...

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Craig Wallwork @craigwallwork.bsky.social · 9d

Add to the list these fine people too: @spiderfrog.bsky.social @themarkrob.bsky.social

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 9d

At the boat graveyard. I mean grave boatyard.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 12d

Cassavetes Box Set wing of the Criterion Warehouse.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 12d

The Criterion Closet has reached a Cassavetes tipping point. A Cassavetes singularity. A Cassaveterion Closet Cassatsunamis.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14d

I accidentally put egg whites in my coffee and now I think Paul was always the villain.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14d

I'll never understand this technology.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 18d

Hey writers, come work where I work! We can have lunch sometimes. On a good day it'll be taquitos, but on the best day it's that turkey Havarti sandwich from 7-Eleven.

Hit the blue button.

full job listing: scu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/scu/job/Tenu...

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 16d

blue catwalk

david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 18d

Ranked 63rd Nationwide. 17th for Best Undergraduate Teaching.

www.usnews.com/best-college...

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 18d

Hey writers, come work where I work! We can have lunch sometimes. On a good day it'll be taquitos, but on the best day it's that turkey Havarti sandwich from 7-Eleven.

Hit the blue button.

full job listing: scu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/scu/job/Tenu...

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 19d

Teaser of the insane new cover art for the upcoming PIG IRON reissue.

(some of you might recognize that signature)

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 21d

Everyone's coming back from seeing The Long Walk talking about this deeply solemn and intense spiritual experience and now I can't ask anybody if it had the blue balls scene or not.

david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 29d

When I managed a tiny video store back in the '90s this is the deal I came up with. The owner called it the "Keaton Special."

I called it the Gateway Drug.

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david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · Sep 8

If anyone needs a new image, skip the apology tour and just find the PR department that put the spin on garbage to start calling it "beach glass."