Chat, you're so coated with the goat sauce.

James Dobson won't hear how you hope his spirit is tormented by demons for all eternity, but other evil people who've contributed nothing but misery to this world might and hopefully they'll know people will celebrate when they pass away too.

Ask not for whom the crab raves, they rave for thee.

To the absolute legend at the print shop who doubled my print run of my Trans Rights Bridget poster for free: you fucking RULE

I'll have this print at my MCM London booth! Half of all proceeds are donated to trans charities, primarily Mermaids UK! LET'S GET IT! FUCK YOU, TERF ISLAND!!

Me: dear lord, please destroy corporations like Amazon and Agencies like ICE

God: don’t worry fam, I gotchu

*starts burning the rainforest and melting the ice caps*

Me: wait god no that’s not what I mea-

The Nerdzis’ response to the Game Awards trailers is pure outrage-by-numbers.

This is a routine for them. A bit. They’re going to do this every time, because they need to hijack every new game to make it about them and their forevertantrum.

It’s nothing but attention seeking.

People are good if you know where to look.

Please remember that the loudest of folks are usually the worst. People are GOOD and people care about each other.

Try to find the good in the world, even if sometimes it’s harder to find ❤️

Vulnerable people just want to relax and mind their own business while waves of bad actors spend every moment of their lives trying to chase them out of existence because they have no concept of emotions besides hatred.

I just want a place where people laugh at my jokes and salivate at my body.