brett 🫧
@spikedstaticwater.bsky.social
your favorite microscopic internet celebrity ✨️ (she/her)
Tiktok, Twitch, etc: https://linktr.ee/spikedstaticwater
Tiktok, Twitch, etc: https://linktr.ee/spikedstaticwater
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brett 🫧
@spikedstaticwater.bsky.social
· Feb 11
about me post!
hey I'm brett & you might know me from tiktok! I'm just surviving my 20s and posting about it online for some reason lol
content mix:
gaming, books, reptiles, streaming, anime, some cosplay/crafts & commentary on current events
links to my twitch & other socials in my bio! ✨️
hey I'm brett & you might know me from tiktok! I'm just surviving my 20s and posting about it online for some reason lol
content mix:
gaming, books, reptiles, streaming, anime, some cosplay/crafts & commentary on current events
links to my twitch & other socials in my bio! ✨️
August 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sidequest #1: learning how to do the katseye gnarly dance (if anyone saw me doing this rn I would be laughed at so hard I would simply fly away)
August 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sidequest #1: learning how to do the katseye gnarly dance (if anyone saw me doing this rn I would be laughed at so hard I would simply fly away)
test post lol (yes I can post this while im at work bc market research duhh)
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
test post lol (yes I can post this while im at work bc market research duhh)
someone in the mall parking lot today was parked BLASTING all my love by Noah Kahan and I genuinely don't know if they were having the best day or the worst day
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
someone in the mall parking lot today was parked BLASTING all my love by Noah Kahan and I genuinely don't know if they were having the best day or the worst day
me at the clurb: Maybe ill find me a man tonight!
also me at the clurb:
also me at the clurb:
a man in a blue suit is standing in a dark room
ALT: a man in a blue suit is standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
me at the clurb: Maybe ill find me a man tonight!
also me at the clurb:
also me at the clurb:
Reposted by brett 🫧
The difference between a tornado WATCH and a tornado WARNING is that a WARNING means it's imminent 🚨 but if it's a WATCH you've got time ⌚
(yes I've seen the taco/sandwich/whatever memes but this is the only one I can remember because it has the watch-time word association)
(yes I've seen the taco/sandwich/whatever memes but this is the only one I can remember because it has the watch-time word association)
May 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The difference between a tornado WATCH and a tornado WARNING is that a WARNING means it's imminent 🚨 but if it's a WATCH you've got time ⌚
(yes I've seen the taco/sandwich/whatever memes but this is the only one I can remember because it has the watch-time word association)
(yes I've seen the taco/sandwich/whatever memes but this is the only one I can remember because it has the watch-time word association)
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"It's time to lock tf in" I say, pressing play on Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas
May 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"It's time to lock tf in" I say, pressing play on Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas
Everyone shut the fuck up, genshin 5.6 trailer came out and THE RAGBROS ARE FIGHTING TOGETHER????
April 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Everyone shut the fuck up, genshin 5.6 trailer came out and THE RAGBROS ARE FIGHTING TOGETHER????
I cannot stop thinking about the possibility that the oblivion "leaks" were planned by Bethesda. Todd always said he wanted to drop a game as a surprise, and by having it get leaked, they made sure there was hype without having to spend a ton of marketing budget AND still kept it a surprise.
April 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I cannot stop thinking about the possibility that the oblivion "leaks" were planned by Bethesda. Todd always said he wanted to drop a game as a surprise, and by having it get leaked, they made sure there was hype without having to spend a ton of marketing budget AND still kept it a surprise.
microscopic celebrity is probably more right, man I wish there was a shorter way to say that hmm. oh wait!
April 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
microscopic celebrity is probably more right, man I wish there was a shorter way to say that hmm. oh wait!
MTAC day 1! ✨️
vibes are immaculate, can't wait for day 2 today :)
vibes are immaculate, can't wait for day 2 today :)
April 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
MTAC day 1! ✨️
vibes are immaculate, can't wait for day 2 today :)
vibes are immaculate, can't wait for day 2 today :)
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They did NOT have to go so hard on the devil may cry soundtrack?! This is peak
a man wearing headphones is holding a gun in a video game
ALT: a man wearing headphones is holding a gun in a video game
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
They did NOT have to go so hard on the devil may cry soundtrack?! This is peak
Reposted by brett 🫧
I was wondering why my un-spirational calendar was actually saying something nice today then -
April 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I was wondering why my un-spirational calendar was actually saying something nice today then -
March 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
yeah so don't actually try to cut up chicken tenders after painting your nails, I promise you they are never as dry as you think they are
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
yeah so don't actually try to cut up chicken tenders after painting your nails, I promise you they are never as dry as you think they are
I think everyone needs to be made very aware of how the DOGE cuts to ag & environmental grant programs will negatively affect local economies, the environment, sustainability in ag, and so much more.
This is just one example at the Cumberland River Compact.
tennesseelookout.com/2025/02/26/u...
This is just one example at the Cumberland River Compact.
tennesseelookout.com/2025/02/26/u...
USDA cuts $1M grant for Nashville urban canopy program; Nonprofit says move will hurt tree farms • Tennessee Lookout
The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s stoppage of funds for a program that restores tree canopies in low-income areas leaves a Nashville group short.
tennesseelookout.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think everyone needs to be made very aware of how the DOGE cuts to ag & environmental grant programs will negatively affect local economies, the environment, sustainability in ag, and so much more.
This is just one example at the Cumberland River Compact.
tennesseelookout.com/2025/02/26/u...
This is just one example at the Cumberland River Compact.
tennesseelookout.com/2025/02/26/u...
Just stepped on my container of crickets after taking my contacts off and now I am completely unsure of the whereabouts of about 6 large crickets who better not know how to chirp yet 😀
February 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just stepped on my container of crickets after taking my contacts off and now I am completely unsure of the whereabouts of about 6 large crickets who better not know how to chirp yet 😀
Ain't no fucking way I'm being forced by the government to not eat cake on my birthday
An actual resolution moving through the TN House. Any thoughts @godpod.bsky.social ?
wapp.capitol.tn.gov/apps/BillInf...
wapp.capitol.tn.gov/apps/BillInf...
Tennessee General Assembly Legislation
wapp.capitol.tn.gov
February 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ain't no fucking way I'm being forced by the government to not eat cake on my birthday
Reposted by brett 🫧
You'll never look at a plastic spoon the same!
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February 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You'll never look at a plastic spoon the same!
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Reposted by brett 🫧
Some updates:
1. A federal judge extended a restraining order blocking the National Institutes of Health from cutting research funds until she rules on a permanent injunction.
2. The IRS will not allow a member of Elon Musk’s team to access individual tax returns.
1. A federal judge extended a restraining order blocking the National Institutes of Health from cutting research funds until she rules on a permanent injunction.
2. The IRS will not allow a member of Elon Musk’s team to access individual tax returns.
February 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Some updates:
1. A federal judge extended a restraining order blocking the National Institutes of Health from cutting research funds until she rules on a permanent injunction.
2. The IRS will not allow a member of Elon Musk’s team to access individual tax returns.
1. A federal judge extended a restraining order blocking the National Institutes of Health from cutting research funds until she rules on a permanent injunction.
2. The IRS will not allow a member of Elon Musk’s team to access individual tax returns.
The USDA comments on the firing of 2,000 forestry employees are WILD bc how do they still manage to blame Biden when the Trump administration fired these people out of the blue??
February 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The USDA comments on the firing of 2,000 forestry employees are WILD bc how do they still manage to blame Biden when the Trump administration fired these people out of the blue??