Wait, sunrise is at 3am there?
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wait, sunrise is at 3am there?
Buffybot was spewing AI slop before we even had a term for it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Buffybot was spewing AI slop before we even had a term for it.
I get the feeling some of them would be doing it for free.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I get the feeling some of them would be doing it for free.
Sorry but if this means what I think it does ...
*touches nose*
Not it.
*touches nose*
Not it.
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sorry but if this means what I think it does ...
*touches nose*
Not it.
*touches nose*
Not it.
Eh, she's a bit of a pan-fried in butterface.
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Eh, she's a bit of a pan-fried in butterface.
Maybe you're a precog.
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Maybe you're a precog.
Cut to: years in the future, me and the unutterable lurker reenact this meme before getting swarmed by a legion of expressionless half-vampires in leather coats and wraparound sunglasses.
a bearded man wearing a helmet and armor
ALT: a bearded man wearing a helmet and armor
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Cut to: years in the future, me and the unutterable lurker reenact this meme before getting swarmed by a legion of expressionless half-vampires in leather coats and wraparound sunglasses.
I'm not gunna bet against him mating with fungi tbh.
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm not gunna bet against him mating with fungi tbh.
It's only non-violent in the short term. We are setting future generations up with an apocalyptic battle vs all of these semi-venators when he finally makes his play for world domination.
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's only non-violent in the short term. We are setting future generations up with an apocalyptic battle vs all of these semi-venators when he finally makes his play for world domination.
I was gunna comment that I was fairly sure he was dead, but he just resurfaced on this platform.
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I was gunna comment that I was fairly sure he was dead, but he just resurfaced on this platform.
Sounds like my standard policy of avoiding all children under any circumstance will continue to serve me well.
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sounds like my standard policy of avoiding all children under any circumstance will continue to serve me well.
Won't anyone think of the black-eyed children?
Yeah, this could be totally mundane or the creepiest thing imaginable.
Yeah, this could be totally mundane or the creepiest thing imaginable.
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Won't anyone think of the black-eyed children?
Yeah, this could be totally mundane or the creepiest thing imaginable.
Yeah, this could be totally mundane or the creepiest thing imaginable.
I mean, after successfully marketing a food product named Soylent all bets are off.
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I mean, after successfully marketing a food product named Soylent all bets are off.
Don't look at me. The pumpkins I've been Summoning have been mediocre at best.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don't look at me. The pumpkins I've been Summoning have been mediocre at best.
I'm guessing he also shouldn't talk about his dad being murdered by Saudi terrorists. Awkward.
September 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm guessing he also shouldn't talk about his dad being murdered by Saudi terrorists. Awkward.
Luckily I've prepared you by being barely around for years.
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Luckily I've prepared you by being barely around for years.
As a saint, I'd obviously be on the list to be whisked up to heaven. But it also means I haven't acquired that many earthly possessions to leave behind.
Sorry.
Sorry.
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
As a saint, I'd obviously be on the list to be whisked up to heaven. But it also means I haven't acquired that many earthly possessions to leave behind.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Hey, you buzzed it all off for a reason.
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey, you buzzed it all off for a reason.
I mean, he did beat the shit out of a Van Helsing.
September 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I mean, he did beat the shit out of a Van Helsing.