Saint Jacobi
splatterjack.bsky.social
Saint Jacobi
@splatterjack.bsky.social
Dead-eyed goon.
Pinned
As if I wasn't already.
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I named my fists Papa and Roach cuz I only use them as a last resort.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
As if I wasn't already.
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
*touches nose*

Not it.
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reposted by Saint Jacobi
Was just informed that "find a sexy genie" is NOT a good retirement plan???
I hate it here.
August 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Drop an old person that you're going to turn into in the future.
August 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM