red I'm so unbelievably bad at getting good choices

i got hentai pinball and then

you got cool things and i got

isn't it fucking awesome?!

but it saves money!!!

this is clearly more offensive and pornographic than "bussy master: count fuckula's cum castle"

I just checked, since the same dude is responsible (apparently) for the pages on both Gardevoir and Lucario, and I think we agree those are Pokemon that people are horny for

Lucario just gets a vague mention that there is a LOT of Lucario porn under 'reception'

Gardevoir gets a WHOLE SUBSECTION

I just think minor video game characters don't need two full paragraphs, with citations, of how fuckin horny video game journalists are for them!

i'm learning that while i thought it was just one dude (and said dude is responsible for some of the weirdest shit), there's a bunch of people who think it's very important that people know weird shit

for that matter nobody is immune to shit in ff1 nes, there's always a 3/252 chance of your shit working anyway

it's an incredible amount of time, effort, and resources into a thing that can't consistently do basic tasks and will fuck them up in unpredictable and sometimes novel ways, and that's impressive

not a good impressive, but impressive! i see where you're coming from, i think

what the FUCK

i seem to recall softlocking in the tutorial, back in the day

at least we got one pretty good game out of it

yohane the spire is also one of the games that exists, for sure

basically, yeah!! like, for me, up through the first three episodes i'm going "okay yeah i fuck with this, it's a little goofy but in a fun way" and then somewhere after that it felt like they went "OH SHIT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AN IDOL ANIME" like they forgot the assignment

are you telling me this ISN'T a sponsored account?????

so we got this unsatisfying failure to commit to either one, which leaves you (who wanted less serious idol anime) disappointed, and me (who wanted more serious fantasy anime) ALSO disappointed!!!

i agree with your conclusion but my reasoning for being disappointed is the exact opposite! i didn't think it took itself seriously enough

i am a big fantasy enjoyer, but for me it was like "okay, you want to do a fantasy thing, but you're too afraid to Not Be An Idol Anime" ...

see also: mia audibly saying "shit" while being translated as "damnit"