split (bibl binpan)
@splitpunched.bsky.social
i'm jaming. i'm jaming!!
and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!!
south dakota is dog shit sorry
and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!!
south dakota is dog shit sorry
there is a major hotel my employer works with that uses AI for their front desk/reception
after several attempts to try and get to a real person, the only way that we've found to consistently get out of the ai shit is to tell it that we're calling from the IRS about their tax returns
after several attempts to try and get to a real person, the only way that we've found to consistently get out of the ai shit is to tell it that we're calling from the IRS about their tax returns
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
there is a major hotel my employer works with that uses AI for their front desk/reception
after several attempts to try and get to a real person, the only way that we've found to consistently get out of the ai shit is to tell it that we're calling from the IRS about their tax returns
after several attempts to try and get to a real person, the only way that we've found to consistently get out of the ai shit is to tell it that we're calling from the IRS about their tax returns
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
sometimes i consider writing a big thing on that one dude on wikipedia who's so weird about women in video games, but i'm not sure where i would post it
maybe as just a big long bsky thread
maybe as just a big long bsky thread
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
sometimes i consider writing a big thing on that one dude on wikipedia who's so weird about women in video games, but i'm not sure where i would post it
maybe as just a big long bsky thread
maybe as just a big long bsky thread
ff1 lich is vulnerable to bring instakilled by QAKE, homeboy isn't even immune to his own element
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ff1 lich is vulnerable to bring instakilled by QAKE, homeboy isn't even immune to his own element
you know, i did not know until today in umamusume that your pal cards can just decide to not show up for THE ENTIRE CAREER
guess how i found this out
guess how i found this out
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
you know, i did not know until today in umamusume that your pal cards can just decide to not show up for THE ENTIRE CAREER
guess how i found this out
guess how i found this out
hitting someone with the polite version of "per my previous email, lmao no" is easily the highlight of my day
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hitting someone with the polite version of "per my previous email, lmao no" is easily the highlight of my day
umamusume does the same thing that love live did that annoys me:
translating words as different words, when I CAN HEAR THEM SAYING WORDS IN ENGLISH
motherfucker don't translate taiki shuttle as saying "enormous", i just heard her say "so so big" with my EARS
translating words as different words, when I CAN HEAR THEM SAYING WORDS IN ENGLISH
motherfucker don't translate taiki shuttle as saying "enormous", i just heard her say "so so big" with my EARS
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
umamusume does the same thing that love live did that annoys me:
translating words as different words, when I CAN HEAR THEM SAYING WORDS IN ENGLISH
motherfucker don't translate taiki shuttle as saying "enormous", i just heard her say "so so big" with my EARS
translating words as different words, when I CAN HEAR THEM SAYING WORDS IN ENGLISH
motherfucker don't translate taiki shuttle as saying "enormous", i just heard her say "so so big" with my EARS
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lou bega doesn't know what instruments are
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
lou bega doesn't know what instruments are
i am really excited about the new, wild frontier meta in umamusume
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i am really excited about the new, wild frontier meta in umamusume
cygames insisted i take a video under 20mb and send it to them, god i hope this is clear enough
i know i am not the only person who has this issue because my wife does too, and i know there's at least one other person who has been in woe on the steam forums
i know i am not the only person who has this issue because my wife does too, and i know there's at least one other person who has been in woe on the steam forums
October 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
cygames insisted i take a video under 20mb and send it to them, god i hope this is clear enough
i know i am not the only person who has this issue because my wife does too, and i know there's at least one other person who has been in woe on the steam forums
i know i am not the only person who has this issue because my wife does too, and i know there's at least one other person who has been in woe on the steam forums
someone please tell me why umamusume lags on PC when you move the mouse, dependent on your FUCKING MOUSE'S POLLING RATE
but only if you don't run it as admin
WHY
but only if you don't run it as admin
WHY
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
someone please tell me why umamusume lags on PC when you move the mouse, dependent on your FUCKING MOUSE'S POLLING RATE
but only if you don't run it as admin
WHY
but only if you don't run it as admin
WHY
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So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.
Coyote, for sure
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Coyote, for sure
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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HONEY IF IT'S TOO OFFENSIVE FOR THE FORUM HOW IS IT NOT TOO OFFENSIVE FOR THE SITE
BREATHTAKING MODERATION ACTIONS GOING ON OVER HERE. FORUM DRAMA LIKE ITS 2013 BABY
BREATHTAKING MODERATION ACTIONS GOING ON OVER HERE. FORUM DRAMA LIKE ITS 2013 BABY
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
HONEY IF IT'S TOO OFFENSIVE FOR THE FORUM HOW IS IT NOT TOO OFFENSIVE FOR THE SITE
BREATHTAKING MODERATION ACTIONS GOING ON OVER HERE. FORUM DRAMA LIKE ITS 2013 BABY
BREATHTAKING MODERATION ACTIONS GOING ON OVER HERE. FORUM DRAMA LIKE ITS 2013 BABY
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lol they are hiding comments left and right boy howdy they sure do want to control the messaging around this in any and every way other than just pulling it down!
Think I know where this one heads, enjoy the nazi bar fellas!
Think I know where this one heads, enjoy the nazi bar fellas!
also they apparently don't like your posts because they're now hidden
should have popped off to do a racism instead, that's okay :)
should have popped off to do a racism instead, that's okay :)
October 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
lol they are hiding comments left and right boy howdy they sure do want to control the messaging around this in any and every way other than just pulling it down!
Think I know where this one heads, enjoy the nazi bar fellas!
Think I know where this one heads, enjoy the nazi bar fellas!
hey @retroachievements.org thanks for making it clear you have a goddamn nazi problem
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
hey @retroachievements.org thanks for making it clear you have a goddamn nazi problem
Just to be clear this romhack is like, very explicitly racist, not just "oh someone did not think about how this looks" or something like that
Fuck all of this
Fuck all of this
retroachievements.org/forums/topic...
Retroachievements using the "we're just neutral It's not political!" about allowing a romhack with pokemon named
"KuKlux" that's a ghost in a hood with the ability "Justified"
don't get me started on the "terrorist" pokemon
platforming hate isn't neutral
Retroachievements using the "we're just neutral It's not political!" about allowing a romhack with pokemon named
"KuKlux" that's a ghost in a hood with the ability "Justified"
don't get me started on the "terrorist" pokemon
platforming hate isn't neutral
~Hack~ Pokemon Clover
Dear RetroAchievements community, We'd like to make a policy clarification regarding the User Code of Conduct's scope and our stance on content archival. Recent discussions in our community ha...
retroachievements.org
October 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just to be clear this romhack is like, very explicitly racist, not just "oh someone did not think about how this looks" or something like that
Fuck all of this
Fuck all of this
I'd forgotten exactly why I didn't engage with people on social media!
September 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'd forgotten exactly why I didn't engage with people on social media!
i don't even know how to put this into words. i didn't interact with him much personally, but everything I've seen out of him is a genuinely great person, and the world is worse for his passing, but better for his having been in it.
Absolutely devastated by this news. SpaceDrake was no doubt a huge influence in drumming up interest for Japanese indie games localized into English and pushing for them on digital distribution storefronts like steam. Huge loss. Might be time for another playthrough of Recettear in his honour.
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i don't even know how to put this into words. i didn't interact with him much personally, but everything I've seen out of him is a genuinely great person, and the world is worse for his passing, but better for his having been in it.
resisting the urge to just quit my job and not come back
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
resisting the urge to just quit my job and not come back
love to get a late start in champions meet and lose because of it, extremely good & cool mechanic
September 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
love to get a late start in champions meet and lose because of it, extremely good & cool mechanic
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Take heed and bear witness to the truths that lie herein, for it came to pass that the adventurer know only as @splitpunched.bsky.social ventured into the depths and defeated Diablo, the Lord of Terror on 2025-09-13 - The Deaditor Tome noctonic.github.io/diablo
September 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Take heed and bear witness to the truths that lie herein, for it came to pass that the adventurer know only as @splitpunched.bsky.social ventured into the depths and defeated Diablo, the Lord of Terror on 2025-09-13 - The Deaditor Tome noctonic.github.io/diablo
adventures of newbie in diablo, day... 4? of actively playing
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
adventures of newbie in diablo, day... 4? of actively playing
more adventures of newbie in d1 - it's rough when i get the ring of truth and go "holy shit, +10 hp? that's a 50% hp increase"
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
more adventures of newbie in d1 - it's rough when i get the ring of truth and go "holy shit, +10 hp? that's a 50% hp increase"