Why have one? When you can have two! -

Also my last post for the morning until later I'm going to play some fortnite or necesse.

Guy 1: I’m gonna braid these threads into string

Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string

Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string

Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them

Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN

I think she looks so cute in that cage. You can be my personal pet shop right? -

Feeling a feminine urge to just not wear my shirt around the house

what if we kissed in front of the empty building that will become a spirit halloween come august?

True friends examine each others prostates to prevent cancer

Would you let me play with you like this? I mean you want this to be us right? Why not make it a reality. -

"spoink" doesn't feel like a legit pokemon to me. it feels like something you'd see in a romhack made by a teenager. it looks like it came from a set of bootleg stickers. it should be on a slightly odd holographic card that your aunt got for you while abroad. i don't say any of this disparagingly