Stateside Scouser
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An American getting up way too early to obsess over the Reds! #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
Arne Slot’s recent ChatGPT history
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Arne Slot’s recent ChatGPT history
Carragher spewing nonsense re: how “messy” it is to win the league by a lot and then invest from a place of strength by attracting some of the best players in the world who want to come to #LFC. I know this is against our culture, but I think he needs a timeout to walk a lap alone. #YNWA #exceptnow
August 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Carragher spewing nonsense re: how “messy” it is to win the league by a lot and then invest from a place of strength by attracting some of the best players in the world who want to come to #LFC. I know this is against our culture, but I think he needs a timeout to walk a lap alone. #YNWA #exceptnow
We’ll miss you, Darwin Nuñez: our talented, hardworking, passionate, hilarious, and frustrating striker. He’ll score two in the waning minutes… or press the keeper and ricochet a goal in off his taint… Or hit the woodwork 38 times in one game… I wish it had worked out, and I wish him all the best!
August 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We’ll miss you, Darwin Nuñez: our talented, hardworking, passionate, hilarious, and frustrating striker. He’ll score two in the waning minutes… or press the keeper and ricochet a goal in off his taint… Or hit the woodwork 38 times in one game… I wish it had worked out, and I wish him all the best!
June 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🤌🤌 yeesh man. Putting the word “only” in front of something absurdly improbable doesn’t magically turn it into something probable 🪄 . We have lost one premier league match ALL SEASON fella. We have the best team in 24-25 and we keep getting results.
Believe, Pablo!
Believe, Pablo!
April 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
🤌🤌 yeesh man. Putting the word “only” in front of something absurdly improbable doesn’t magically turn it into something probable 🪄 . We have lost one premier league match ALL SEASON fella. We have the best team in 24-25 and we keep getting results.
Believe, Pablo!
Believe, Pablo!
Universe Parliament Declares 5 March Alisson Becker Day for Entire Universe Forever No Matter What.
[PARIS, FRANCE, EARTH] Late Wednesday, a session was called to codify the law, which stands for eternity. “Holy SHIT,” the human/alien leaders wrote in the unanimous declaration. “Dude was ERRYWHERE”
[PARIS, FRANCE, EARTH] Late Wednesday, a session was called to codify the law, which stands for eternity. “Holy SHIT,” the human/alien leaders wrote in the unanimous declaration. “Dude was ERRYWHERE”
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Universe Parliament Declares 5 March Alisson Becker Day for Entire Universe Forever No Matter What.
[PARIS, FRANCE, EARTH] Late Wednesday, a session was called to codify the law, which stands for eternity. “Holy SHIT,” the human/alien leaders wrote in the unanimous declaration. “Dude was ERRYWHERE”
[PARIS, FRANCE, EARTH] Late Wednesday, a session was called to codify the law, which stands for eternity. “Holy SHIT,” the human/alien leaders wrote in the unanimous declaration. “Dude was ERRYWHERE”
Speaks volumes about our defense (especially this fella) that we had 34% of the ball… on the road… vs. the most dominant club of the decade… and that game felt COMFY to watch.
February 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Speaks volumes about our defense (especially this fella) that we had 34% of the ball… on the road… vs. the most dominant club of the decade… and that game felt COMFY to watch.
February 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
February 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
7am kickoff at the Hat Trick in our little corner of the Pacific Northwest, USA! Come on you Reds!! #ynwa #LFC #RedSky #upthereds
February 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
7am kickoff at the Hat Trick in our little corner of the Pacific Northwest, USA! Come on you Reds!! #ynwa #LFC #RedSky #upthereds
I’ll also submit THIS grainy photo, which clearly shows the REAL Bigfoot
January 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’ll also submit THIS grainy photo, which clearly shows the REAL Bigfoot
