Rebecca!
@spookybecca.bsky.social
Your favorite beer league hockey player and goalie // behind the eight ball but ahead of the curve! // she/her // raccoon shitbox with sirens driver who spends her time with an over glorified toaster and a legal drug dealing cat (EMT)
EMS week starts tomorrow, make sure to leave out a can of Celsius and a pack of Zyns under your grippy socks tonight for EMS Santa so he can leave you a half smoked cigarette, an Uncrustable wrapper, and a cold 7-Eleven hot dog he was planning on eating 6 hours ago☺️
May 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
EMS week starts tomorrow, make sure to leave out a can of Celsius and a pack of Zyns under your grippy socks tonight for EMS Santa so he can leave you a half smoked cigarette, an Uncrustable wrapper, and a cold 7-Eleven hot dog he was planning on eating 6 hours ago☺️
HBO producers going over most scripts: "this is great, phenomenal even, but what if I wanted to crank my hog every 20-30 minutes every couple of episodes, you know just a break in the drama and tension"
May 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
HBO producers going over most scripts: "this is great, phenomenal even, but what if I wanted to crank my hog every 20-30 minutes every couple of episodes, you know just a break in the drama and tension"
Me, and some of my friends, going to ask the front offices of Pittsburgh sports teams for one second of their to time to know what the fuck we're doing
January 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me, and some of my friends, going to ask the front offices of Pittsburgh sports teams for one second of their to time to know what the fuck we're doing
America does like 99.999999% of things wrong, but AFC North Prisonball in the snow? That's that shit on a whole different level of good
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
America does like 99.999999% of things wrong, but AFC North Prisonball in the snow? That's that shit on a whole different level of good
Nothing hits like a homeless person thanking me for my service when I give them a cigarette when they come up to me outside the ambulance smoking.
November 21, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Nothing hits like a homeless person thanking me for my service when I give them a cigarette when they come up to me outside the ambulance smoking.
SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS *DO* HAPPEN
November 18, 2024 at 11:31 PM
SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS *DO* HAPPEN
BECOME UNBEARABLE BECAUSE THA STILLERZ GAHN TO THA SUPER BOWL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
November 18, 2024 at 8:29 PM
BECOME UNBEARABLE BECAUSE THA STILLERZ GAHN TO THA SUPER BOWL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'm in hospital EMS lounges you've never even seen, trading with firefighters 15mg nicotine pouches from countries you've never even heard of
November 15, 2024 at 9:06 AM
I'm in hospital EMS lounges you've never even seen, trading with firefighters 15mg nicotine pouches from countries you've never even heard of
Reposted by Rebecca!
Global Tetrahedron is committed to silencing all voices.
November 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Global Tetrahedron is committed to silencing all voices.
The Onion buying Info Wars is objectively hilarious but it still doesn't replace the OSN Get Out of My Face sized hole in my heart...
November 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM
The Onion buying Info Wars is objectively hilarious but it still doesn't replace the OSN Get Out of My Face sized hole in my heart...
Porn is only the beginning, I need to see some +2350286 anytime TD parlays to win a mil on DraftKings outta them. I will send them stream links and sweat that shit out with them watching RedZone. We are building an international proletariat, we need to all be sweating backdoor spreads together
November 7, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Porn is only the beginning, I need to see some +2350286 anytime TD parlays to win a mil on DraftKings outta them. I will send them stream links and sweat that shit out with them watching RedZone. We are building an international proletariat, we need to all be sweating backdoor spreads together
Excited to be alive for the coming Golden Age of Resist Libs Facebook pictures
November 7, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Excited to be alive for the coming Golden Age of Resist Libs Facebook pictures
Reposted by Rebecca!
Reposted by Rebecca!
boss told me I had to stop vaping in the bathroom. project 2025 is real and it’s going down right now
October 18, 2024 at 9:50 PM
boss told me I had to stop vaping in the bathroom. project 2025 is real and it’s going down right now
Reposted by Rebecca!
after years of work i finally figured out how to make the Sopranos logo even cooler
August 29, 2023 at 3:17 PM
after years of work i finally figured out how to make the Sopranos logo even cooler
JUST WALK OUT!
YOU CAN LEAVE!
Criticism from a bad take?
People saying you're out of touch?
IF SHIT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!
REAL WINNERS QUIT!
YOU CAN LEAVE!
Criticism from a bad take?
People saying you're out of touch?
IF SHIT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!
REAL WINNERS QUIT!
August 12, 2023 at 6:53 AM
JUST WALK OUT!
YOU CAN LEAVE!
Criticism from a bad take?
People saying you're out of touch?
IF SHIT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!
REAL WINNERS QUIT!
YOU CAN LEAVE!
Criticism from a bad take?
People saying you're out of touch?
IF SHIT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!
REAL WINNERS QUIT!
Bro did the "you can leave!" meme as if people can just pack up all their shit, dip into their gorillion dollar savings account and move to the other side of the planet leaving their life behind. This is what zero class conscious does to a motherfucker. "fuck it, I ball, I got mine losers :)"
August 1, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Bro did the "you can leave!" meme as if people can just pack up all their shit, dip into their gorillion dollar savings account and move to the other side of the planet leaving their life behind. This is what zero class conscious does to a motherfucker. "fuck it, I ball, I got mine losers :)"