Spooky On Main
spookyonmain.bsky.social
Spooky On Main
@spookyonmain.bsky.social
Well-traveled. Writer. Gamer. Sometimes musician and aspiring comedian. Flies a pirate flag in a kayak. New Jersey’s #1 self-proclaimed pumpkin aficionado.

Ask me about rocks.
Monsters. These are callous inhuman and inhumane monsters.
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February 14, 2026 at 5:52 AM
“I make rock music.”

“Oh yeah? I like Metallica, Van Halen.”

“Ummmm….”
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
October 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Estimates place attendance of Trump’s parade to vainglory around 10,000 attendees. I’ve been to conventions with more people than that.
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me six weeks ago
March 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“Red, White, and Blueland” - how dumb is this? Greenland isn’t selling, and this guy is making Idiocracy look like a documentary.
February 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
December 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
December 22, 2024 at 1:36 PM
From the makers of The Mask comes the hilarious new spinoff everyone has been waiting for!
December 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM