Spooky On Main
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Spooky On Main
@spookyonmain.bsky.social
Well-traveled. Writer. Gamer. Sometimes musician and aspiring comedian. Flies a pirate flag in a kayak. New Jersey’s #1 self-proclaimed pumpkin aficionado.

Ask me about rocks.
“I make rock music.”

“Oh yeah? I like Metallica, Van Halen.”

“Ummmm….”
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
October 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Trump confronted by protestors in a DC restaurant…
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Estimates place attendance of Trump’s parade to vainglory around 10,000 attendees. I’ve been to conventions with more people than that.
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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It's .........very cosplay so far here at Trump's birthday parade. Those wigs must be so damn hot

Let's do this!

🧵
June 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Sorry we sent your son into a metaphorical meat grinder. Here’s a literal meat grinder.”

www.thesun.ie/news/1483701...
Putin sparks fury for gifting grieving war mums MEAT GRINDERS
VILE Vladimir Putin has made a taunting gesture to families of soldiers killed in his war in Ukraine – in a horrific reference to Russia’s barbaric battlefield tactics. The tyrant spark…
www.thesun.ie
March 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The US government is losing against *checks notes* the US government. And that’s a good thing.

dailyboulder.com/judge-blocks...
Judge Blocks Trump From Impounding Federal Funds
A federal judge in Rhode Island has stopped President Donald Trump’s plan to freeze domestic federal funds. U.S. District Judge John J. McConnell Jr. issued a ruling...
dailyboulder.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I'm in. You?
February 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today’s news: USPS leader Louis DeJoy resigned and Trump plans to fire the USPS Board of Governors. This is important because vote by mail and medication mailing are impacted and at risk.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump expected to take control of USPS, fire postal board, Washington Post reports
U.S. President Donald Trump is preparing to dissolve the leadership of the U.S. Postal Service and absorb the independent mail agency into his administration, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.
www.reuters.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I posted a copy of the 3 minute version of my speech from yesterday (with citations) if anyone is interested. Feel free to steal from it if you want!

(also, this is literally less than half of the Nazi shit they're currently pulling)
Library Council Speech.rtf
Hello, my name is Chris Kluwe and I'm a 15 year HB resident here to speak out against the current city council. As the community made clear at the Library commission meeting last Tuesday, everyone is ...
docs.google.com
February 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Today’s news: Senator John Fetterman’s staffers are leaving in response to his positions toward the Palestinian Genocide and Donald Trump. This is important because it shows that he’s losing support from his own team.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Two more staffers quit John Fetterman's office
The imminent exits of two of Fetterman’s longest-serving staffers continues a string of departures from his office over the past year.
www.nbcnews.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Yes! Malicious compliance or intentionally ignorant beauracracy.
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
February 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Where is the Democratic Party right now, and what are they doing?

Well, we’re here. And I’ve been less than vocal (thus far) because of everything I’m doing in local government. But I’m not going to stay quiet in the face of manufactured chaos.

More hot takes soon.
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“Red, White, and Blueland” - how dumb is this? Greenland isn’t selling, and this guy is making Idiocracy look like a documentary.
February 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Hamburglar at a funeral chic” was not on my inauguration bingo
Fitting that Eva Braunzer went with the cartoon thief look for the inauguration of a cartoon thief.
January 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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INAUGURATION GUIDE

🟥 President of the United States Elon Musk
🟨 Vice President Donald Trump
🟩 Assistant to the President of the United States J.D. Vance
January 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
December 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Eventually, people are primed to believe the opposite of what a chronic liar says.

“We’re gonna build a wall”
“COVID is gonna disappear”
“Elon Musk won’t have presidential power”
www.salon.com/2024/12/24/e...
Trump isn't fooling anyone by saying Elon Musk's "not going to be president"
While the president-elect babbles about Panama, Republicans celebrate the Tesla CEO as "our prime minister"
www.salon.com
December 25, 2024 at 4:49 AM
ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...

Some highlights: Gaetz asks for a “customer appreciation week” freebie because he’s broke despite earning $173,000 a year, went on a Bahamas vacation with marijuana lobbyists, and paid for sex with a high-schooler.

Great AG pick, Co-President Elect Trump.
ethics.house.gov
December 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM
December 22, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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CNN confirmed on-air just now that top Trump aides are furiously calling journalists to insist that Elon Musk has been following the orders of Trump rather than the other way around. As predicted, Trump is horrified and enraged at the idea that Musk is now seen as the President of the United States.
December 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Could Donald Trump be a moderating influence on an Elon Musk presidency?
December 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM