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Every time this buffoon starts waxing imaginary I think of the Simpsons Lord of the Flied episode
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Paul looked so stunned to be hit that devastatingly hard by a real boxer you could almost see the little birds flying around his head
Cartoon cel with the roadrunner sitting in the middle of debris from a blast in front of a cliff wall painted to look like a tunnel. Roadrunner is sitting up with his hands down to hold himself upright while birds circle his head in confusion after getting clocked in the noggin
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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“The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”

Wow I am ancient. Also this seems about right.

Just look at that god damned mustache. Just look at it.
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Trump: “what about the separation of church and state?”

Me:
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Man I wouldn’t have guessed Sara Wayland would have ended up so fascistly evil
Screenshot of Angelina Jolie from the movie Gone in 60 seconds where she has her hair bleached platinum and it’s in silly twists like fake dreads
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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My sweet little patootie makes everything okay
My sweetbaby dark grey French bulldog in her new donut jammies snuggling on her favorite blanket
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Cult leader spokespeople are so often vicious venom-spitting martinets who lie as easily as they breathe
Ma Anand Sheela the woman in charge of the Rajneesh compound in Oregon who in the 1980s tried to take over a town by busing unhoused people the site and then she had her followers poison the town via local banks and restaurants to try to get them not to vote in a local election the Rajneesh people wanted to dominate to control the whole area. They failed and the guru fled with his money.
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Fucking chucklehead
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I mean
Rhoda the child in question from The Bad Seed (1956), a horror movie about a sweet-looking blonde child with bangs, long braids who is a little murderous psychopath
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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It looks like how my nana decorated her kitchen with way too many copper molds like the kitchen in the Golden Girls
Screengrab from the Golden Girls. They are all in the kitchen at the table talking, left to right Sofia (Estelle Getty), Dorothy (Bea Arthur), Blanche (Rue McClanahan), and Rose (Betty White) on the walls are like fifty copper molds. This angle doesn’t show the one that looks like a penis. A kitchen with way too many copper molds and Bundt pans on the walls above the sink like 400% too many
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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This fuckin guy
Simpsons screenshot with Mr Burns and Barney seated next to each other on a public bus. Barney says, “Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?” Simpsons screenshot with Mr Burns and Barney seated next to each other on a public bus. Barney just said, “Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?” And Mr Burns replies “Oh my, no. I’m Monty Burns!”
December 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The Kobayashi Maru of Fuck Marry K1ll
First term photo of Jared Kushner Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon in the Oval Office (when it wasn’t covered floor to ceiling in tacky gold bricabrac)
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Gary Larson’s Far Side comic with a bunch of vultures surrounding something dead, in the desert, with a saguaro in the background. One vulture is wearing a shirt and comically large cowboy hat and is saying, “Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy. Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Screenshot from The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) with Clancy Brown, Jeff Goldblum and Peter Weller, the first two wearing cowboy outfits and weller wearing a suit and bow tie.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The depth of my contempt and loathing of this man and his confederacy of dunces is immeasurable
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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My little fart machine making the vengeful hateful maga world seem a little farther away ♥️♥️🐾
My French bulldog Georgina on my lap wrapped in a blanket. She is grey with a white chest splotch, and at this angle her face looks like 40% jowls.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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“Protesting our rising authoritarianism? That’s an insurrection.

Criticizing ice kidnappings? That’s an insurrection.

Acting like Trump isn’t Jesus Christ himself? That’s an insurrection.

Posting images of me with that weird painted on hair? You better believe that’s an insurrection.”
Screengrab from The Simpsons of Jasper, a local cranky old man, holding a large wooden paddle. It’s the episode where the teachers go on strike and the school has locals fill in and here Jasper is telling the second graders that any and all talking movement and even paddling of the school canoe will result in a paddlin’ as he is old and remembers fondly when grown adult school employees used to beat kids with wooden paddles for minor infractions.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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This fucking guy
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Screenshot from Frasier of Niles at the coffee shop. He is wearing a brown suit and tie, looks cranky and is saying “oh, spare me, you ludicrous popinjay.”
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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My dog’s love language is farting
Closeup shot of my French bulldog making a goofy face after she woke herself up farting. She is a silvery grey lilac (meaning she has light purple accents to her coloring) with a white splotch on her chest, and she appears to be smiling. Smiling because she just farted on me again.
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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My loathing of this pathetic smug fake Christian lickspittle imp grows apace
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Conan did this bit better with just a photo
Screenshot of the old Conan O’Brien show bit where they showed a photo of a celebrity and someone either spoke through a hole in the cut out mouth or they shopped the mouth over the photo to make “interviews” wherein the famous people made gaffes or admitted embarrassing things or just insulted Conan
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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He is just openly and officially embracing he and his party’s racist batshitery in front of the whole world jfc
Screenshot from the Coen Brothers movie O Brother Where Art Thou, from the kkk scene of the white supremacists crossburning, of the leader in a red version of the robe and pointy dunce hat the klan wears. In the scene he is wearing tiny round black-rimmed eyeglasses and is giving a speech about how they need to protect white purity for the future.
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM