YA Richard Osman AICMFP

Robert De Zerbi writes novels with raised gold letters on the cover

I was gonna say this: I have a freeze-frame memory being in a car wash in 1977 with my grandparents (they were visiting from Canada that year, so I can be precise)

(Comes with a Jimmy Carr warning, but more than compensated for by Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade)

We’re probably 5 weeks behind, but can confirm that Harriet K is chaotic and it does seem (like most) her stage persona is an extension of her personality; I think she’s very funny.

Have you not watched Last One Laughing? We thoroughly enjoyed it…

No brandy butter for me, thank you - no custard - just double cream, whipped until slight peaks, or clotted cream. Or just poured cream. No need for extra flavours, just the dark rich fruit… 2/2

The weather outside is shitty,
The booze had gone, it’s a pity
Let it go, let it go, let it go

The dancing llama is not here.
There is no dancing llama.
Try not to think of a dancing llama, for the dancing llama does not exist. It cannot be thought of.

There Is No Spoon^h^h^h^h^hLlama.