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When Yola said “nobody moves the way you do walking around the grocery store / only you know what you’re looking for” I really felt that.
May 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I fucking love a notion database
April 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Getting my teeth snatched today. I’m so thirsty.
March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bavette’s at Park MGM will always be That Girl.
March 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Kade said I have to make a notion database for country fried steaks I’ve had. My spirit can’t afford to keep getting booger steaks.
March 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I finally got my beyhive presale code. I’ve been STRESSING.
February 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gaga’s fiance is getting more airtime than she is 🤨
February 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The year 2025 and people are still surprised by Anaheim’s cloudy water.
January 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Deleted a post I was typing while I was in line and mad about Northgate putting pastries in bags now instead of paper boxes after I simply asked for a box and was given one. They still suck for defaulting to the bag tho.
January 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The receptionist called up a Jacob and a Bella I’m losing my mind
January 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m just sad about not being able to access all the recipes and restaurant recs I saved.
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I love perfume so much. If you’ve ever talked to me about your fragrances, ilysm. It’s so fun.
January 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Pamela Anderson broke my heart.
January 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
no woodcut tattoo artists in Orange County why?
January 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Man it’s so disappointing to go to the Bowers museum and see a bunch of AI bullshit plastered on the walls for a photo op.
January 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I asked for the Wynn hotel room spray for Christmas bc I loved how our room smelled last year and thought that was a fun gift, and I’m not even kidding when I say it smells just a little bit like casino cigarette smoke.
January 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The bartenders at 616 were excited to see us come in and took a shot with us. 🥹
December 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Is this anything

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December 20, 2024 at 11:33 PM
fucked back innit
December 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I don’t know how to wrap something if it isn’t rectangular.
December 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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home is where the bidet is
December 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Baths

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the new album out Feb 21, 2025

【 LINKTR.EE/BATHSMUSIC 】

✧ Vinyl & Digital Pre-Order
✧ Merch Store
✧ "Sea of Men" Video
✧ “Sea of Men” Stream

Cover: Heyshiro Matsuoka
(insta: hey4ro)

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December 11, 2024 at 4:32 PM
disappointed in myself for not grabbing a pic of me in my suit last night bc I looked v cute.
December 8, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Ethel Cain responds to fans asking for a ‘Preacher’s Daughter’ vinyl using a Jessica Lange meme:

“There’s not going to be a ‘Preacher’s Daughter’ vinyl, you stupid slut.”
December 5, 2024 at 7:47 PM
The mustache man remains a secret between the two of us and Ariana Grande.
When I watched Wicked and the mustache train guy showed up on the screen, I turned to my boyfriend and whispered “what the fuck??”
December 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM