🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan
@sporkless.com
🇨🇦 Middle-aged NS-born Oshawan. Blue Jays/MLB and other sports. Non-partisan anti-authoritarian. I used to think I was smart, but now I know better.
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about:
(This was indeed the one and only tweet on this account.)
(This was indeed the one and only tweet on this account.)
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about:
(This was indeed the one and only tweet on this account.)
(This was indeed the one and only tweet on this account.)
The surname is definitely accurate, but the first name is unreadable. No doubt an indexing error.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The surname is definitely accurate, but the first name is unreadable. No doubt an indexing error.
The all time quintessential Onion headline for me has stuck with me since right after 9/11. I think about it all the damn time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The all time quintessential Onion headline for me has stuck with me since right after 9/11. I think about it all the damn time.
Post your favourite LOTR characters, wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Post your favourite LOTR characters, wrong answers only.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Bad luck, Russian orcs.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Bad luck, Russian orcs.
You can see why he shortened his name to Dirty Al.
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You can see why he shortened his name to Dirty Al.
Oh come on, Kirby's not that tough! We can take him!
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh come on, Kirby's not that tough! We can take him!
Fall getaway at Bernard Lake.
October 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Fall getaway at Bernard Lake.