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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan
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🇨🇦 Middle-aged white guy. NS-born Oshawan. Blue Jays/MLB and other sports. Politically non-partisan and anti-authoritarian. The True North STRONG and FREE!
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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Robert Clothier was known across Canada as Relic on The Beachcombers.
But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.

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Last night was the most-watched Blue Jays game Sportsnet has ever had via @SportsnetPR:
•An average of 6 million Canadians watched
•An average of 1.9 million watched Blue Jays Central pre-game
• Max audience of 8.3 million when Jeff Hoffman struck out Julio to end the game
Even his dumb ass has enough experience at this point to know nobody's gonna stop him. They haven't yet in his long lifetime -- why wouldn't he get away with this one too?
Is he just gonna steal $230 million dollars from us?
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
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George Springer's HR in Game 7 had the highest Championship Win Probability Added of any play in ALCS history. 🤯

See the full leaderboard here: stathead.com/tiny/o9tQI
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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Woo referring to the yell to start his answer says it all
Never bunt, smack dingers.
so far this postseason:

- Teams to score first are 23-17
- Teams to out-homer opponents are 24-5 (23-8 in ‘24 PS)
- 44.5% of runs have been scored via HR (was 41.1% in ’25 RS, 47.0% in '24 PS)
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Resettling of ethnic russians to the occupied lands while locals are forced to flee genocide or thrown into torture prisons is russia's state policy. Now he argues that Ukraine must capitulate based on what ethnic russians moved to Crimea since 2014 think.
english.nv.ua/nation/up-to...
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Good morning to the American League Champion Toronto Blue Jays
I'm so glad we'll be playing a villain team. There will be no mixed feelings of any kind.
He wanted to get back to the dugout as fast as possible to celebrate with his pals
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First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
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James G @orth.ca · 19h
George's full AB with in stadium audio only.
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As called by Denis Casavant on TVA Sports:
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Bo Bichette:

“I’ll be ready. I don’t know how they’ll use me. I’ll be ready.” #BlueJays
Remembering the summers of Jo-Jo Reyes, Brian Tallet, Fred Lewis, Juan Rivera, and Socrates Brito.
You can spend years, decades in the shitter as a sports fan. Felipe Crespo? Sure, I talked myself into him one time. This feels amazing