spoth56.bsky.social
@spoth56.bsky.social
I am the man who looks after the pigs
The three decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich honestly sounds not bad w/o the arsenic sauce of course
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I like my feed being just all baseball at this witching hour
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Google AI just gave Addison Barger a 48% chance to get a hit before his AB started and the announcers were NOT buying it
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’ve been insulting these potatoes for like 10 minutes now but it’s really hard to tell if they’re thin skinned
July 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gas money? Thanks but I prefer mine in solid form
June 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The grammar police goes to war with the army it has, not the army it’s got
June 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Consarn it
June 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Our lead is disappearing into thin air / better call Rudy with the Gobert
June 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought oh fuck oh fuck fuck no shit motherfucker fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUCK
June 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
More fake news from the liberal media, Monster Island is actually a peninsula
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh you ran a marathon? That’s nice. Me I’ve only run one race in my life. The HUMAN race
May 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Are we Tony or are we Danza?
May 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you ever stop and think about why and how we are here on earth and have consciousness it becomes so terrifying that you really just have to stop and watch some basketball
March 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Updated version of Darmok and Jalad for a society that communicates only through memes
February 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Reposted
🎵 I'm the hated Cybertruck
Everybody hates me now 🎵
January 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Where the skeets have no name
January 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
After years of research I can confirm that O Holy Night by the Sheila Divine is the definitive version
December 26, 2024 at 6:15 AM
We are in a golden age of young, fun stars in the NBA and MLB and the NFL has what … 28 year old Josh Allen? Lamar and Saquon, both 27? Justin Jefferson, 25 … what player has entered the league in the last 4 years that anyone is excited about?
December 26, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Not today, Santa
December 24, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Lookit this krazy kloud
December 20, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I don’t believe for a second that the ox and lamb kept time. To begin with
December 15, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I am struggling to decide whether to keep Don’t Shoot Me Santa by the Killers on my Christmas playlist … I love the killers so yes, but the song is pretty dumb, so no, but there’s also a really nice part where Brandon flowers sings “in the sweet Mojave rain/the boy was on his own” so I’m stuck
December 13, 2024 at 5:02 AM
This guy gives zero fucks
December 12, 2024 at 2:57 PM
The real Soylent green was all the people we ate along the way
December 12, 2024 at 2:48 PM