Sprakling Twit
@spraklingtwit.bsky.social
Live in a pot, deface currency
she sporting on my goods 'til I dick
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
she sporting on my goods 'til I dick
based on the visceral reaction of the room upon its unwrapping, I have determined the peak white elephant gift is a 12 pack of zero sugar monster energy drinks
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
based on the visceral reaction of the room upon its unwrapping, I have determined the peak white elephant gift is a 12 pack of zero sugar monster energy drinks
"no bitches? simple, go visit pagliussy"
"but doctor..."
"but doctor..."
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"no bitches? simple, go visit pagliussy"
"but doctor..."
"but doctor..."
they said it was impossible
they said it couldn't be done
that a man with such scrambled brains could never accomplish such a feat
but here I am, standing atop the mountain, victorious
(I logged a task in Asana for the first time)
they said it couldn't be done
that a man with such scrambled brains could never accomplish such a feat
but here I am, standing atop the mountain, victorious
(I logged a task in Asana for the first time)
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
they said it was impossible
they said it couldn't be done
that a man with such scrambled brains could never accomplish such a feat
but here I am, standing atop the mountain, victorious
(I logged a task in Asana for the first time)
they said it couldn't be done
that a man with such scrambled brains could never accomplish such a feat
but here I am, standing atop the mountain, victorious
(I logged a task in Asana for the first time)
I may have just had the worst/greatest marketing idea of all time
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I may have just had the worst/greatest marketing idea of all time
how it feels to be a Pepsi drinker surrounded by Coke heads
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
how it feels to be a Pepsi drinker surrounded by Coke heads
me going for the last slice of pizza and making sure no one else wanted it
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
me going for the last slice of pizza and making sure no one else wanted it
haha what a funny joke, I wonder what the clip actually says
...oh
...oh
Ryan Grim: I think the posse will find a lot useful there.
Steve Bannon: You’re an intrepid reporter, sir, and a voice of truth. Sometimes people love it and sometimes people love it less, but you’re you’re a warrior.
Grim: No doubt about it.
Bannon: Let's welcome on Raw Egg Nationalist!
Steve Bannon: You’re an intrepid reporter, sir, and a voice of truth. Sometimes people love it and sometimes people love it less, but you’re you’re a warrior.
Grim: No doubt about it.
Bannon: Let's welcome on Raw Egg Nationalist!
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
haha what a funny joke, I wonder what the clip actually says
...oh
...oh
"you look like you lift" thanks it's a load-bearing part of my personality
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"you look like you lift" thanks it's a load-bearing part of my personality
me: I have finally learned how to say the word "no"
everyone else:
everyone else:
okay then that was always allowed written on a cartoon
ALT: okay then that was always allowed written on a cartoon
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
me: I have finally learned how to say the word "no"
everyone else:
everyone else:
becoming radicalized by the fact that a bag of doritos and a 2 liter of mountain dew is now over $10
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
becoming radicalized by the fact that a bag of doritos and a 2 liter of mountain dew is now over $10
"what are ya lookin' at, smoothskin?"
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"what are ya lookin' at, smoothskin?"
if I make any reference to getting back into any MMORPG between Thanksgiving and Christmas, my followers have my blanket permission to come into my home and take my computer away
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
if I make any reference to getting back into any MMORPG between Thanksgiving and Christmas, my followers have my blanket permission to come into my home and take my computer away
you love mamdani
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
you love mamdani
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
I need the teacher from Whiplash to come out before every metal concert I attend to show these nerds how to clap in time
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I need the teacher from Whiplash to come out before every metal concert I attend to show these nerds how to clap in time
not only did I do karaoke 100% sober last night, I was the only person of the night to get a standing ovation from a room full of 60 people
I am becoming unstoppable
I am becoming unstoppable
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
not only did I do karaoke 100% sober last night, I was the only person of the night to get a standing ovation from a room full of 60 people
I am becoming unstoppable
I am becoming unstoppable
me whenever I finish my current caffeinated beverage
a man says i want more and i know i shouldn t
ALT: a man says i want more and i know i shouldn t
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
me whenever I finish my current caffeinated beverage
visit pagliacci
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
visit pagliacci
please, I'm just trying to go to work, not fucking Narnia
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
please, I'm just trying to go to work, not fucking Narnia
Trump: After eight months, I have decided to stop stabbing you with this knife
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trump: After eight months, I have decided to stop stabbing you with this knife
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
how I feel after telling people with anxiety to just chill out
a man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing headphones and a black shirt .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing headphones and a black shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
how I feel after telling people with anxiety to just chill out
in the cave, straight up "sporin' it" and by it, let's just say, ha ha
mycelium
mycelium
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
in the cave, straight up "sporin' it" and by it, let's just say, ha ha
mycelium
mycelium
this sounds like something the crowd would start chanting at a Trump rally
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
this sounds like something the crowd would start chanting at a Trump rally
the initial batch has arrived and none of you are ready for it
one like and I become a cardigan guy for the winter
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the initial batch has arrived and none of you are ready for it
misgendered? oh, is there a Mr. Gendered?
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
misgendered? oh, is there a Mr. Gendered?