I like the taste of peas, but I don't like their pajamas!
🤣🤣🤣
I like the taste of peas, but I don't like their pajamas!
🤣🤣🤣
Who knew those elementary math problems would ever be useful?!🤣
#amwriting #amwritingfantasy
Who knew those elementary math problems would ever be useful?!🤣
#amwriting #amwritingfantasy
Wow. 🚀🚀👨🚀🚀🚀
(It's on Prime. Go watch it, already!)
Wow. 🚀🚀👨🚀🚀🚀
(It's on Prime. Go watch it, already!)
#amwriting
#amwriting
I never named him! 🙃
I never named him! 🙃
Instead, I do most of my homework and writing w my laptop on the couch, and I've turned the windowsill into a desk: see my TBR pile and piles for my next two classes 🙃
Instead, I do most of my homework and writing w my laptop on the couch, and I've turned the windowsill into a desk: see my TBR pile and piles for my next two classes 🙃
#amreading #amwriting #mfa
#amreading #amwriting #mfa
Don't worry, it can only get better from here! 😅
#amwriting #amrevising
Don't worry, it can only get better from here! 😅
#amwriting #amrevising
AND I have 2 more ebooks already on loan ...
Someone please give me permission to hate it and put it down 🙃
AND I have 2 more ebooks already on loan ...
Someone please give me permission to hate it and put it down 🙃
I'm like, Sir, my house already smells like campfire, that's why I need the air freshener 🤣
I'm like, Sir, my house already smells like campfire, that's why I need the air freshener 🤣
Me: *panicking* Kids? Where is everyone? We need to get out of the house!
My kid: *sheepishly* No, it's ok. I just spun the timer dial ... I was going to stand right there and listen for the popcorn to stop popping ... 🍿🍿🍿
Popcorn: 🌋🌋🌋
Me: *panicking* Kids? Where is everyone? We need to get out of the house!
My kid: *sheepishly* No, it's ok. I just spun the timer dial ... I was going to stand right there and listen for the popcorn to stop popping ... 🍿🍿🍿
Popcorn: 🌋🌋🌋
She says, "I don't know what you mean, 'slow down.' I need speed to get up the hill!"
She says, "I don't know what you mean, 'slow down.' I need speed to get up the hill!"
Dare I?
#amwriting
Dare I?
#amwriting
After 24 hours in a Tupperware of rice, you'll celebrate if it just turns on 🤷♀️
Ask me how I know 😅🙃
After 24 hours in a Tupperware of rice, you'll celebrate if it just turns on 🤷♀️
Ask me how I know 😅🙃
Yes, I've uninstalled and reinstalled, and it just got worse
Yes, I've uninstalled and reinstalled, and it just got worse