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palfælfa sprout 🌱☀️☺️
@sproutcast.bsky.social
almost 30 & still emo. i guess, lol
🐞 they/them/theirs
🐞 disabled + chronically ill,, dying young & mad about it
🐞 transfäg, tinkerer, pre-skeleton, & swiss cheese brain encephalopathy aficionado
⚧️♿️😷☀️🌱
me when brainfeverfalfa was *ONTO something*.

i hate that wily fevered motherfucker!!! lmaooo

tell me your secrets !!! im tired of relearning lessons and missing time and YEARS of my life!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
she beckons,,,,
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
youre trying to meet your new engineering manager and you stumble across them on the phone , meowing fervently.

behold,,, my power. meow for me 👹👹
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
the horns 😫📯📯📯
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
August 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hoping to make it to 29 and quite a few more birthdays after that :,)) i hope to see yall there 🌱🫶🥰
August 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
fuck lmao
July 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
July 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
talkn bout them daggone bonus holes i tell you hwhat
June 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
June 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
hole in my brain, hole in my heart,,, hole in my ((REDACTED))
June 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
true love never dies,,,,,
June 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
hahaaaaa yeah
May 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
yeah i guess you could say i keep that thang on me
May 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
gawd bless
April 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the way every day is somehow more devastating than the last, in fresh new, unique ways. life sure keeps you on your toes huh 😇😅
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
walking round w the Visor Haircut™️
😫😅😭😇😇😇😇
April 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
giving myself a silly little, stupid ass haircut 😫😅😇
((even tho people already laugh at me to my face on the daily))
April 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
what if i just started fucking around and inventing stuff
March 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
returning from my arduous journey to the apothecary (corner store) to fetch a healing elixir (energy +juice drink) to ail my aching bones
March 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
o:
March 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
‼️📣🛻💨
March 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
😔
March 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM