Was anybody else utterly scandalized when they realized that the white popcorn isn’t, in fact, white-cheddar but just regular-old salted popcorn?
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Was anybody else utterly scandalized when they realized that the white popcorn isn’t, in fact, white-cheddar but just regular-old salted popcorn?
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On this first night of Hanukkah, let us remember the eight true traditions of the holiday:
1) Forgetting to buy candles
2) Complaining about how expensive the candles have gotten
3) Forgetting to light the lights
4) Aluminum foil under the Menorah
On this first night of Hanukkah, let us remember the eight true traditions of the holiday:
1) Forgetting to buy candles
2) Complaining about how expensive the candles have gotten
3) Forgetting to light the lights
4) Aluminum foil under the Menorah
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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On this first night of Hanukkah, let us remember the eight true traditions of the holiday:
1) Forgetting to buy candles
2) Complaining about how expensive the candles have gotten
3) Forgetting to light the lights
4) Aluminum foil under the Menorah
On this first night of Hanukkah, let us remember the eight true traditions of the holiday:
1) Forgetting to buy candles
2) Complaining about how expensive the candles have gotten
3) Forgetting to light the lights
4) Aluminum foil under the Menorah
Let us remember the true partisan issue of the season, is “Dominic the Donkey” a good song or not?
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#Dominic #Christmas #ChristmasSongs
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#Dominic #Christmas #ChristmasSongs
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
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December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Let us remember the true partisan issue of the season, is “Dominic the Donkey” a good song or not?
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#Dominic #Christmas #ChristmasSongs
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#Dominic #Christmas #ChristmasSongs
The lyrics are “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” are a little bit crazy. Imagine getting home, planting a huge smooch on your partner, looking them dead in the eyes, and going “Bing Crosby sends his regards.”
#Christmas #ChristmasSongs
#Christmas #ChristmasSongs
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The lyrics are “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” are a little bit crazy. Imagine getting home, planting a huge smooch on your partner, looking them dead in the eyes, and going “Bing Crosby sends his regards.”
#Christmas #ChristmasSongs
#Christmas #ChristmasSongs
Science Todave: If you make oatmeal with oatmilk then you’ve made ((oat)^2)*meal. But if you make a meal of that, then meal = ((oat)^2)*meal. Therefore oat = 1.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Science Todave: If you make oatmeal with oatmilk then you’ve made ((oat)^2)*meal. But if you make a meal of that, then meal = ((oat)^2)*meal. Therefore oat = 1.
It would be hilarious for a Graphic Designer to have Lorem Ipsum all over their headstone. No one would know if they were playing a joke or if the carver messed up.
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It would be hilarious for a Graphic Designer to have Lorem Ipsum all over their headstone. No one would know if they were playing a joke or if the carver messed up.
Anyone who makes fun of the yunguns for making up weird slang words should be locked in a room full of pharma bros making up trade names for drugs as punishment
May 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Anyone who makes fun of the yunguns for making up weird slang words should be locked in a room full of pharma bros making up trade names for drugs as punishment
The proper term for when you drop a crate full of fake poop is a phonycacacacophony
April 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The proper term for when you drop a crate full of fake poop is a phonycacacacophony
Anyone else’s mental playlists stuck on 90’s Roller Rink?
April 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Anyone else’s mental playlists stuck on 90’s Roller Rink?
Social experiment: Replace Fergie with a Furby in every photo you see of her… please post progress reports
April 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Social experiment: Replace Fergie with a Furby in every photo you see of her… please post progress reports
No Dave, there isn’t a new trend with the yunguns to all use Baba O’Riley as the music in their reels. You just forgot to turn off Spotify… #Old
March 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
No Dave, there isn’t a new trend with the yunguns to all use Baba O’Riley as the music in their reels. You just forgot to turn off Spotify… #Old
Reposted by Dave!
You sic one “mimic house” on your players in the D&D game and suddenly they have “trust issues”. Go figure
February 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You sic one “mimic house” on your players in the D&D game and suddenly they have “trust issues”. Go figure
Science Todave: If you’re ever in need of a pick me up, remember that the genus, species, and subspecies of the Western lowland gorilla is “Gorilla gorilla gorilla”.
February 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Science Todave: If you’re ever in need of a pick me up, remember that the genus, species, and subspecies of the Western lowland gorilla is “Gorilla gorilla gorilla”.
Some das you wake up chipper and ready to take on the world other days you wake up with the Education Connection song stuck in your head.
February 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Some das you wake up chipper and ready to take on the world other days you wake up with the Education Connection song stuck in your head.
Sometimes D&D is epic fights against ancient evil foes bent on saving the world. Other times it’s spending 40 minutes arguing over whether a rock is a bad rock
February 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Sometimes D&D is epic fights against ancient evil foes bent on saving the world. Other times it’s spending 40 minutes arguing over whether a rock is a bad rock
I am not lactose intolerant, but lactose seems to have major beef with me 🥛🍦🧀
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I am not lactose intolerant, but lactose seems to have major beef with me 🥛🍦🧀
Saturn Devouring His Son, Francisco Goya, 1819-1823
January 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Saturn Devouring His Son, Francisco Goya, 1819-1823
I’ve eaten so many cough drops this season that twer I to be cremated, I would burn clean and schmoove
January 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’ve eaten so many cough drops this season that twer I to be cremated, I would burn clean and schmoove
Science Todave: In every cohort that features a multiple Daves, the Daves are not referred to by last names or initials, but are instead discerned by conversational context clues. E.g. Dave and Dave went to WaWa for snacks and Dave needed to hit the ATM. They took Dave’s car.”
January 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Science Todave: In every cohort that features a multiple Daves, the Daves are not referred to by last names or initials, but are instead discerned by conversational context clues. E.g. Dave and Dave went to WaWa for snacks and Dave needed to hit the ATM. They took Dave’s car.”
Just adjusted my TV’s settings for optimal New Year’s resolution 🥁🥁🟠
December 31, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Just adjusted my TV’s settings for optimal New Year’s resolution 🥁🥁🟠
He’s making a list, checking it twice, ordering out for chicken fried rice
December 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM
He’s making a list, checking it twice, ordering out for chicken fried rice
Babe? Are you alright? You’ve barely touched your Weinora.
December 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Babe? Are you alright? You’ve barely touched your Weinora.
My favorite part of Jingle All the Way (1996) is that Howard learns NOTHING from the whole Turboman debacle as evidenced by his FORGETTING TO GET HIS WIFE A GIFT at the end!
a man and a woman are standing in front of a christmas tree
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a christmas tree
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December 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
My favorite part of Jingle All the Way (1996) is that Howard learns NOTHING from the whole Turboman debacle as evidenced by his FORGETTING TO GET HIS WIFE A GIFT at the end!
Why aren’t there more rustpunk movies? Things like the Mad Max series, Fallout, Book of Eli, Mortal Engines, etc. It’s such fertile ground for interesting characters and conflicts. Cyberpunk always just boils down to capitalism = bad, and steampunk is…. steampunk. We need more dirt and scrap!
December 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Why aren’t there more rustpunk movies? Things like the Mad Max series, Fallout, Book of Eli, Mortal Engines, etc. It’s such fertile ground for interesting characters and conflicts. Cyberpunk always just boils down to capitalism = bad, and steampunk is…. steampunk. We need more dirt and scrap!