Nancy White
@squanner.bsky.social
25th great-granddaughter of Eleanor of Aquitaine. I have her eyes.
Imagine being the owner of a late pup named Daisy.
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Imagine being the owner of a late pup named Daisy.
I usually don’t know why I am standing in front of an opened refrigerator door, but this one was easy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I usually don’t know why I am standing in front of an opened refrigerator door, but this one was easy.
So many easier ways to enter into the exciting hobby of cat-skinning.
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So many easier ways to enter into the exciting hobby of cat-skinning.
First thing that always comes to mind:
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
First thing that always comes to mind:
It’s that subtle twist of the screw that tells you that your dog isn’t safe.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s that subtle twist of the screw that tells you that your dog isn’t safe.
Almost perfect, but a parenthetical “No shoes. No shirt. No service.” would not be amiss.
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Almost perfect, but a parenthetical “No shoes. No shirt. No service.” would not be amiss.
For me this was the pivotal assessment made by those vying to be VP:
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
For me this was the pivotal assessment made by those vying to be VP:
And now for something completely shameful:
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
And now for something completely shameful:
It’s the inspired use of bulletproof fenestration that sells it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s the inspired use of bulletproof fenestration that sells it.
Look out for this cute kid. My nephew, who was re-upped from American Utopia as he is excellent.
October 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Look out for this cute kid. My nephew, who was re-upped from American Utopia as he is excellent.
Saddam’s palace. Just sayin’.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Saddam’s palace. Just sayin’.
This is such a shame. He was such an up-and-comer at the EPA.
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is such a shame. He was such an up-and-comer at the EPA.
They will also get bonus points for maiming a few. My nephew was born with bilateral congenital cataracts and maternal exposure to rubella during gestation is a cause.
September 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They will also get bonus points for maiming a few. My nephew was born with bilateral congenital cataracts and maternal exposure to rubella during gestation is a cause.
He’s one quick change shy of this:
September 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He’s one quick change shy of this:
Pretty sure you were going for this:
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pretty sure you were going for this:
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Aged hippie here—well not so much a hippie as a retired IT professional who knows a lot about Henry James and clearly remembers the shock wave when Dylan went electric.
August 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Aged hippie here—well not so much a hippie as a retired IT professional who knows a lot about Henry James and clearly remembers the shock wave when Dylan went electric.
You know how the Smithsonian has a special place in its heart for pop culture, e.g. Julia Child’s kitchen. When it gets to curate this demonic moment, you can count on this being in the display:
August 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You know how the Smithsonian has a special place in its heart for pop culture, e.g. Julia Child’s kitchen. When it gets to curate this demonic moment, you can count on this being in the display:
Get ready for a boatload of
this
this
August 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Get ready for a boatload of
this
this
These people would happily trample each other a’la the Black Friday door-opening at Wal*Mart for the honor of lighting the first crematorium.
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
These people would happily trample each other a’la the Black Friday door-opening at Wal*Mart for the honor of lighting the first crematorium.
“The Rewatchables” has this category called “That Guy” for the actor in a movie who you’ve seen so many times, but you don’t know who his name. Emil is the epitome. He’s in every Scorsese, every Tarantino.
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“The Rewatchables” has this category called “That Guy” for the actor in a movie who you’ve seen so many times, but you don’t know who his name. Emil is the epitome. He’s in every Scorsese, every Tarantino.
Not necessarily thrilled by this, but the first photo beats the second. The modern counterpart will be a toddler in a Bluey t-shirt. In spite of everything, do we all think people are good?
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Not necessarily thrilled by this, but the first photo beats the second. The modern counterpart will be a toddler in a Bluey t-shirt. In spite of everything, do we all think people are good?