Nancy White
@squanner.bsky.social
25th great-granddaughter of Eleanor of Aquitaine. I have her eyes.
And he clearly takes pride in that turn of phrase.
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And he clearly takes pride in that turn of phrase.
No more shoeshine boys to serve as the canaries in the coal mine. Who could see it coming?
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No more shoeshine boys to serve as the canaries in the coal mine. Who could see it coming?
So many easier ways to enter into the exciting hobby of cat-skinning.
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So many easier ways to enter into the exciting hobby of cat-skinning.
I did pass an exam in which I wrote about “Samson Agonistes” without having read it. Pulled in every trope I had at my disposal. I was my own LLM.
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I did pass an exam in which I wrote about “Samson Agonistes” without having read it. Pulled in every trope I had at my disposal. I was my own LLM.
“Simple” is the chef’s kiss of descriptors.
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Simple” is the chef’s kiss of descriptors.
Shocked. Shocked, I tell you. I was promised dreams of electric sheep and carbon rings. Maybe even of stately pleasure domes if the amperage was turned up to 11. Just maybe I won’t lose my job.
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Shocked. Shocked, I tell you. I was promised dreams of electric sheep and carbon rings. Maybe even of stately pleasure domes if the amperage was turned up to 11. Just maybe I won’t lose my job.
He entered first grade as the dumbest kid in his class and held that title for the 16 years he was in a classroom. In the end they retired his IQ.
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He entered first grade as the dumbest kid in his class and held that title for the 16 years he was in a classroom. In the end they retired his IQ.
You’re only saying that because via a series of skillful rotations it transforms into a robot.
December 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You’re only saying that because via a series of skillful rotations it transforms into a robot.
Samizdat, here we come.
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Samizdat, here we come.
When Brett Goldstein asks what film is objectively the greatest ever made, I always silently answer “Galaxy Quest.”
December 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When Brett Goldstein asks what film is objectively the greatest ever made, I always silently answer “Galaxy Quest.”
Nope. Read it on the wayback. However, read Lot 49 while in college and and mostly remember either Chanel #5 (or Shalimar)on a nose job dressing and the Thurn & Taxis postal system. I may not remember why I’m standing in front of the refrigerator, but after almost 60 years I remember those 2 things.
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nope. Read it on the wayback. However, read Lot 49 while in college and and mostly remember either Chanel #5 (or Shalimar)on a nose job dressing and the Thurn & Taxis postal system. I may not remember why I’m standing in front of the refrigerator, but after almost 60 years I remember those 2 things.
If this is research’s new path, there’s a future in which some scrappy grad student will dust off the original source material (directed by some toothless, walleyed sage who knows the secret of “the stacks” ) and blow-up generations of accepted truth that was based on a machine’s sloppy logic.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If this is research’s new path, there’s a future in which some scrappy grad student will dust off the original source material (directed by some toothless, walleyed sage who knows the secret of “the stacks” ) and blow-up generations of accepted truth that was based on a machine’s sloppy logic.
Probably still have to be a tad ashamed if your mother stole pain medication from her suffering patients.
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Probably still have to be a tad ashamed if your mother stole pain medication from her suffering patients.
May any physician he turns to for care be aggressively non-expert.
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
May any physician he turns to for care be aggressively non-expert.
If you give a mouse a cookie. Just sayin’.
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you give a mouse a cookie. Just sayin’.
Stephen Miller & wife will have to baste their children in racist hatred so extreme that no Google search will ever reveal to those children that their parents are evil.
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Stephen Miller & wife will have to baste their children in racist hatred so extreme that no Google search will ever reveal to those children that their parents are evil.
I can feel Santa’s hot breath as he creeps up behind me.
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can feel Santa’s hot breath as he creeps up behind me.
University football coaches gotta live somewhere.
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
University football coaches gotta live somewhere.
Or might they just see their Christian profession as simply another technique to access the levers of manipulation.
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Or might they just see their Christian profession as simply another technique to access the levers of manipulation.
Each decision maker should be forced to read the Yuletide obits from any small town weekly in, let’s say, 1894 and absorb the blow by blow descriptions of the mowing down of every child in a family by diphtheria.
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Each decision maker should be forced to read the Yuletide obits from any small town weekly in, let’s say, 1894 and absorb the blow by blow descriptions of the mowing down of every child in a family by diphtheria.
Right after their actuaries game out that the cost of responding to worst case scenarios are less than the
cost of extending the coverage that will prevent those scenarios.
cost of extending the coverage that will prevent those scenarios.
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Right after their actuaries game out that the cost of responding to worst case scenarios are less than the
cost of extending the coverage that will prevent those scenarios.
cost of extending the coverage that will prevent those scenarios.
And bring in a consulting mycologist out of respect for verisimilitude.
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And bring in a consulting mycologist out of respect for verisimilitude.
I like to think of it as Hatshetsupping him.
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I like to think of it as Hatshetsupping him.
Saw this and said to myself, “I hope I’m following this guy.” I was.
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Saw this and said to myself, “I hope I’m following this guy.” I was.
Some day a sad guy is
going show up on the Road Show with a
box of large bronze letters that can spell out “Trump.” His grandfather was part of the crew that took them
down from the entrance on 1/20/29. Not very valuable because there are countless examples of decommissioned Trump signage in attics.
going show up on the Road Show with a
box of large bronze letters that can spell out “Trump.” His grandfather was part of the crew that took them
down from the entrance on 1/20/29. Not very valuable because there are countless examples of decommissioned Trump signage in attics.
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM