thousand island stare
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former novel-a-month smut ghostwriter screaming about [waves hands wildly]
This is also how you know that hardcore party Dems are full of shit with Vote Blue No Matter Who
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
This is also how you know that hardcore party Dems are full of shit with Vote Blue No Matter Who
Any idea what the current ownership looks like, or their attitude re: queer content?
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Any idea what the current ownership looks like, or their attitude re: queer content?
just give me my god damn receipt okay pal???
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
just give me my god damn receipt okay pal???
It's hard to beat, this hit at the right time, right age, everything.
December 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's hard to beat, this hit at the right time, right age, everything.
that's why the lyric is "you can ring my bell, ring my bell" duh
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
that's why the lyric is "you can ring my bell, ring my bell" duh
Creed was such an incredible handoff, executed gracefully, and it did an incredible job of taking the loose framework of the first film and not freezing at the joints with it. I'll watch that movie any time at all.
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Creed was such an incredible handoff, executed gracefully, and it did an incredible job of taking the loose framework of the first film and not freezing at the joints with it. I'll watch that movie any time at all.
i just woke up
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i just woke up
Dude we are seriously gonna stop inviting you to the Buffalo Wild Wings if you keep talking like this after two light beers
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Dude we are seriously gonna stop inviting you to the Buffalo Wild Wings if you keep talking like this after two light beers
stop this madness
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
stop this madness
i need roger sterling in the thriller jacket
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i need roger sterling in the thriller jacket
after a mostly dry year i just ripped three hard ciders LETS GO 202666
December 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
after a mostly dry year i just ripped three hard ciders LETS GO 202666
write me a 20 chapter outline and ill publish this so we can live like KINGS
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
write me a 20 chapter outline and ill publish this so we can live like KINGS
scoops callahan here with live updates from the championship Big Vibrator Orgasm Classic, in the triplegasm event we have reigning champion Aoki riding a buckin' bronco machine that also vibrates at sixteen thousand bean flicks (16kbfs) a second
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
scoops callahan here with live updates from the championship Big Vibrator Orgasm Classic, in the triplegasm event we have reigning champion Aoki riding a buckin' bronco machine that also vibrates at sixteen thousand bean flicks (16kbfs) a second
but how is a bus fulla nymphos gonna fulfill my longing for guys?!
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
but how is a bus fulla nymphos gonna fulfill my longing for guys?!
what did u call them
December 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
what did u call them
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Woke 2 is gonna be ruthless
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Woke 2 is gonna be ruthless
absolutely genius time to get shot by your enemy, right in the middle of therapy
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
absolutely genius time to get shot by your enemy, right in the middle of therapy
my bad big dawg we were lookin for the swap meet, mom let's get outta here
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
my bad big dawg we were lookin for the swap meet, mom let's get outta here