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former novel-a-month smut ghostwriter screaming about [waves hands wildly]
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when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
reading dracula and reading food truck reviews on nextdoor are functionally the same thing
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
reading dracula and reading food truck reviews on nextdoor are functionally the same thing
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Woke 2 is gonna be ruthless
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Woke 2 is gonna be ruthless
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"girls have it so easy. just make an OF and show ur titties"
- guy who has no idea what marketing is and how much effort it takes even when you're pretty
- guy who has no idea what marketing is and how much effort it takes even when you're pretty
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"girls have it so easy. just make an OF and show ur titties"
- guy who has no idea what marketing is and how much effort it takes even when you're pretty
- guy who has no idea what marketing is and how much effort it takes even when you're pretty
new reaction image just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
new reaction image just dropped
Stop letting them tell you they can't afford it. *You* can't afford it.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Stop letting them tell you they can't afford it. *You* can't afford it.
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And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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*Sticks dollar in machine....machine spits dollar back out, after draining the ocean*
August 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
*Sticks dollar in machine....machine spits dollar back out, after draining the ocean*
Man I hope these people get to find out what fire ants taste like one day
The Supreme Court has granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments during the government shutdown.
Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order
The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during a U.S. government shutdown. U.S.
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Man I hope these people get to find out what fire ants taste like one day
Weird way to write down my order of 7pc grilled chicken fingers but I heard this place slaps so
Street Pickups: Buxom Nude Amateurs 7
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Weird way to write down my order of 7pc grilled chicken fingers but I heard this place slaps so
Can't believe piss tape is out of play but shit tape gets concierged into my eyeballs
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can't believe piss tape is out of play but shit tape gets concierged into my eyeballs
I forgot about the war of Baltimore where black people famously drove the whites out to create the first black ethnostate, David Simon didn't cover that part
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I forgot about the war of Baltimore where black people famously drove the whites out to create the first black ethnostate, David Simon didn't cover that part
@tysonchicken.bsky.social this media campaign has gone way too far
Please Treat A Soft, Small-Breasted Girl Like Me Like Livestock 3
September 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@tysonchicken.bsky.social this media campaign has gone way too far
why's this shit look like it could get me drunk in two scoops or less???
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
why's this shit look like it could get me drunk in two scoops or less???
Incredible goddamn news for lovers of goofy bullshit (me)
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
September 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Incredible goddamn news for lovers of goofy bullshit (me)
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Hulkamania implies the existence of Hulkadepression
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hulkamania implies the existence of Hulkadepression
feeling particularly bad for anyone named Dick Tater lately :/
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
feeling particularly bad for anyone named Dick Tater lately :/
If we had a killer klown epidemic, I would hope that the political messaging around their opposition isn't just "hey these are just clowns!"
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
August 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If we had a killer klown epidemic, I would hope that the political messaging around their opposition isn't just "hey these are just clowns!"
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
"Third Way" as a name alone feels like one I'd give to a fictional supervillain group that's all about manners and presentation and an overarching ethos that screams "the Dems and the Repubs could conceivably become a supergroup united around the nostalgic poison of going back to the good ol days"
i think Third Way's "advice" to Democrats is a cynical ploy to tighten the grip their corporate allies have on the party, but for a moment let's all appreciate this statement of their principles, where the first principle is principle.
August 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Third Way" as a name alone feels like one I'd give to a fictional supervillain group that's all about manners and presentation and an overarching ethos that screams "the Dems and the Repubs could conceivably become a supergroup united around the nostalgic poison of going back to the good ol days"
Californians who support a weirdly early push for Newsom should be fucking embarrassed that Illinois is beating him on messaging. They should be embarrassed for a lot of reasons, add this to the pile.
I made a promise to the women of Illinois — as governor, I will ensure your medical decisions will be your own.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Californians who support a weirdly early push for Newsom should be fucking embarrassed that Illinois is beating him on messaging. They should be embarrassed for a lot of reasons, add this to the pile.