Squatlo Bob
@squatlobob.bsky.social
Retired union steelworker. Photographer. Liberal in a Red State. NO DMs~! No MAGA morons! Married to a 5th degree black belt Scrabble Empress. Prone to speaking in cursive. I've come unstuck in time (so it goes...) GO VOLS!
"... and I just KNOW he'll release the Epstein Files as promised, because this is the most sincere pumpkin patch and we've been ever so patient! He'll come over that hill any minute with boxes and boxes of files for all the sincere girls and boys... Just you wait! He's coming, I tell ya!"
#Epstein
#Epstein
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"... and I just KNOW he'll release the Epstein Files as promised, because this is the most sincere pumpkin patch and we've been ever so patient! He'll come over that hill any minute with boxes and boxes of files for all the sincere girls and boys... Just you wait! He's coming, I tell ya!"
#Epstein
#Epstein
So, they're making us wait before releasing the Epstein Files, right? This dramatic pause is for effect? Right?
I mean, they're required by law to release 'em... right?
I mean, they're required by law to release 'em... right?
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So, they're making us wait before releasing the Epstein Files, right? This dramatic pause is for effect? Right?
I mean, they're required by law to release 'em... right?
I mean, they're required by law to release 'em... right?
(hat tip to Clay Bennett of the Chattanooga Times Free Press)
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
(hat tip to Clay Bennett of the Chattanooga Times Free Press)
We were there last week, and that city is magical!
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We were there last week, and that city is magical!
So the government was shut down for a month because the GOP wouldn't extend Obamacare subsidies to protect health care premiums. And now the House has relented and agreed to vote on those extensions.
We have the most dysfunctional government on the planet, with the possible exception of Somalia.
We have the most dysfunctional government on the planet, with the possible exception of Somalia.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So the government was shut down for a month because the GOP wouldn't extend Obamacare subsidies to protect health care premiums. And now the House has relented and agreed to vote on those extensions.
We have the most dysfunctional government on the planet, with the possible exception of Somalia.
We have the most dysfunctional government on the planet, with the possible exception of Somalia.
A journalist should respond with this:
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A journalist should respond with this:
And Lucy's gonna let Charlie Brown kick the ball as soon as the Great Pumpkin shows up in Linus's pumpkin patch.
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And Lucy's gonna let Charlie Brown kick the ball as soon as the Great Pumpkin shows up in Linus's pumpkin patch.
You know what would be even sweeter than incriminating photos and videos of Trump with little kids on Epstein's Island? His fucking obituary in every newspaper in the goddamn world.
So sick of his shit...
So sick of his shit...
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You know what would be even sweeter than incriminating photos and videos of Trump with little kids on Epstein's Island? His fucking obituary in every newspaper in the goddamn world.
So sick of his shit...
So sick of his shit...
Have we not endured this narcissistic sociopath's insane rantings long enough?
I hope it's a hundred years before anyone this sick reaches a position of power in this country.
I no longer care how he leaves office. Impeachment or toe tag, it doesn't matter to me, at this point.
I hope it's a hundred years before anyone this sick reaches a position of power in this country.
I no longer care how he leaves office. Impeachment or toe tag, it doesn't matter to me, at this point.
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Have we not endured this narcissistic sociopath's insane rantings long enough?
I hope it's a hundred years before anyone this sick reaches a position of power in this country.
I no longer care how he leaves office. Impeachment or toe tag, it doesn't matter to me, at this point.
I hope it's a hundred years before anyone this sick reaches a position of power in this country.
I no longer care how he leaves office. Impeachment or toe tag, it doesn't matter to me, at this point.
We walked down city streets and I kept looking up at buildings older than my home country… and it’s awe inspiring. Random structures built before Lincoln gave the Gettysburg address?
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We walked down city streets and I kept looking up at buildings older than my home country… and it’s awe inspiring. Random structures built before Lincoln gave the Gettysburg address?
Having spent the last two days here, I’m convinced Edinburgh, Scotland is the most magical city on earth.
#edinburgh #scotland
#edinburgh #scotland
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Having spent the last two days here, I’m convinced Edinburgh, Scotland is the most magical city on earth.
#edinburgh #scotland
#edinburgh #scotland
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Gee, you'd think Witkoff worked for a Russian asset in the White House if you read the transcript of his phone conversation with Moscow giving them instructions on how best to suck up to Putin's Puppet.
Why is everyone mad at Witkoff? He's just doing what Trump was hired by Putin to do!
#witkoff
Why is everyone mad at Witkoff? He's just doing what Trump was hired by Putin to do!
#witkoff
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Gee, you'd think Witkoff worked for a Russian asset in the White House if you read the transcript of his phone conversation with Moscow giving them instructions on how best to suck up to Putin's Puppet.
Why is everyone mad at Witkoff? He's just doing what Trump was hired by Putin to do!
#witkoff
Why is everyone mad at Witkoff? He's just doing what Trump was hired by Putin to do!
#witkoff
The greatest character actor of all time (or at least, my all-time favorite) was Struther Martin. Cool Hand Luke, True Grit, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance... he stole the show in every one of those great movies!
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The greatest character actor of all time (or at least, my all-time favorite) was Struther Martin. Cool Hand Luke, True Grit, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance... he stole the show in every one of those great movies!
Pam's not quite finished compiling them...
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pam's not quite finished compiling them...
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.
Instead of waiting for the DOJ to follow the law and release the files, someone with a legit copy should take to the floor of the House or Senate and READ THE CLIENT LIST ON LIVE TELEVISION!
Do it now, before Turkey Day, so families can chew on THAT while they wait for the bird to brown.
#release
Do it now, before Turkey Day, so families can chew on THAT while they wait for the bird to brown.
#release
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Instead of waiting for the DOJ to follow the law and release the files, someone with a legit copy should take to the floor of the House or Senate and READ THE CLIENT LIST ON LIVE TELEVISION!
Do it now, before Turkey Day, so families can chew on THAT while they wait for the bird to brown.
#release
Do it now, before Turkey Day, so families can chew on THAT while they wait for the bird to brown.
#release
Leavitt should step away from this train wreck while she still can.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Leavitt should step away from this train wreck while she still can.
They say Hitchcock had a "type" he looked for in leading ladies for his movies. Doris Day, Tippi Hedrin, Kim Novak, Grace Kelly, etc.
Has anyone noticed the "type" Trump likes?
Lindsay Halligan this term. Hope Hicks in the last term?
It's not just the "look", it's the lack of qualifications.
Has anyone noticed the "type" Trump likes?
Lindsay Halligan this term. Hope Hicks in the last term?
It's not just the "look", it's the lack of qualifications.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They say Hitchcock had a "type" he looked for in leading ladies for his movies. Doris Day, Tippi Hedrin, Kim Novak, Grace Kelly, etc.
Has anyone noticed the "type" Trump likes?
Lindsay Halligan this term. Hope Hicks in the last term?
It's not just the "look", it's the lack of qualifications.
Has anyone noticed the "type" Trump likes?
Lindsay Halligan this term. Hope Hicks in the last term?
It's not just the "look", it's the lack of qualifications.