"... and I just KNOW he'll release the Epstein Files as promised, because this is the most sincere pumpkin patch and we've been ever so patient! He'll come over that hill any minute with boxes and boxes of files for all the sincere girls and boys... Just you wait! He's coming, I tell ya!"

#Epstein

So, they're making us wait before releasing the Epstein Files, right? This dramatic pause is for effect? Right?

I mean, they're required by law to release 'em... right?

And Lucy's gonna let Charlie Brown kick the ball as soon as the Great Pumpkin shows up in Linus's pumpkin patch.

You know what would be even sweeter than incriminating photos and videos of Trump with little kids on Epstein's Island? His fucking obituary in every newspaper in the goddamn world.

So sick of his shit...