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Mal
@squeaky.monster
Bizarrely Pettable Rectangle 34/he/they - Closed for commissions/trades/requests. Sorry!

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God this is such an unbelievably funny and fun headcanon, and impressively elaborate, wow! The best part is the fact that it's not all that far off from what I had in mind for this guy's slightly fucked up personality akskfjskfjsk

Thanks a lot for this by the way!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Oh, it's just a desktop electron app! Having it be able to map tags onto networked resources would be very cool, but sadly, I am the absolute worst at networking architecture, so much so that I'm here wondering if I even answered your question appropriately lskjdhsdl
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sorry if this looks like ass on desktop, I drew this at like postage stamp resolution for whatever reason lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Oh this is actually genuinely terrifying, but in a way that I really love wow. This is such a neat idea!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Also matte rubber helps. It's so therapeutic to draw and guarians are therapeutic to draw so its a win-win
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Quick bonus; I have to canonize a winter version of snowluar at some point because I also really super love how the all-white version turned out slkdjfhlsdjhkfsd
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by Mal
suddenly obsessed with the idea of a protoguarian,
the soul of a dinosaur who revived itself to make a friend
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh god DAMN THIS IS SO QUAINT and sooo clever wow. I was thinking small trying to think of medieval guarians and you're coming up with PALEO tar guarians, that's so smart.

THE PETROGLYPHS TOO, THIS IS SO CUTE

402,000 years later, I wonder where that guarian is now. I hope they have a buddy :)
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I like the implication here that snowluar is a primordial being who's existed for hundreds if not thousands of years, which I honestly can't refute either. I have to wonder what sort of materials and textures the guarians would manifest as before the invention of modern rubber.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
AAAAAAH THIS IS SO CUTE LOL THANK YOU

THE DRAWN ON TEARS AND SAD FACE AW

don't worry wereguar i will protect you from electric wind god fist
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
THAT'S CUTE this is exactly the sort of thing I mean too! They're definitely recognizable across the different designs! Very fun too :)
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The thing I found really funny is how fluffiness is apparently not core to any of my designs at all, but rubber/inflatable-ness absolutely is, so a whopping 21/25 of the designs are squeaky textures LOL
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I immediately discovered that my sona has to be eyeless no matter what, but wereguar has to have some abstract representation of eyes, even if the species is eyeless. Also, becoming an exkin makes instantly makes you an extremely excitable rubber bird regardless of what your personality was before
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Very astute! I actually did end up developing a whole tragic backstory to the exkin, but it's like.. goofy tragic if that makes sense; not entirely serious. Also, everything I draw with them is them having escaped their tragic backstory, so they're happy now at least :)
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM