Squery?
@squery.bsky.social
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time to catch up on BBUK. from what I've seen online there's already been an expulsion, an old lady saying something offensive & a potential showmance. #bbuk
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Why are they asking the audience which two they want back, there's barely any people gone?! #bbuk
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...can we change the game to guarantee that no Friends of Farage sneaky back in?
#bbuk
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...Caroline giving a little bit of Grima energy there as she trotted after Spare Cameron, declaring undying loyalty in the Crusade Against Team Fabulous #bbuk
Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings leans indignantly towards his king, whilst trying to manipulate him into making terrible lifestyle choices
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Oh CHRIST - please, ANYONE but the already-booted two, it was NOT too soon. #bbuk
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Feel like Gaston and Cameron 2 would be good pals #bbuk
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If someone said "Settle down, sweetheart!" to me I'd probably fart on their toast #bbuk
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The way FamCam said "WET. ASS. PUSSY 😁" with such blatant glee in front of Richard is DELIGHTFUL #bbuk
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My cat, who never sits on my lap, actually sat on my lap this morning. And is still there right now. I had to call in sick to work so he can sit on me as long as he wants.
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Oh NOT THE HANDS OF DOOM #bbuk
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I thought we were going to see them all pretend to be in the video game this episode?? Or did Georgegate happen during that..? #bbuk
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WHAT in the SCANDALOUS filth??? is THIS??? x-rated DISPLAY of SALACIOUS AGENDAS???? #bbuk
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THIS JUST IN: kissing is pornography. Everyone needs to provide valid ID to use their eyeballs in public. #bbuk
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Ah yes, George's nightly sermon: "sod the starving - if I'M not struggling to get by, NOBODY ELSE HAS ANY EXCUSE! P.s: ERM WHO LEFT THESE GAYS ON MY SCREEN???" #bbuk
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I feel like if George and Sneaky Richard had a child together, it'd look exactly like the vicar from Dad's Army. #bbuk
The vicar from Dad's Army (a white man with glasses and a long face, with a receding strawberry blond hairline) looks haughty and affronted.
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Glad to see FarmCam & Jenny (Farmy?? Canny?!), and Teja are taking things seriously, and helping tackle the situation so he doesn't have to #bbuk
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I can't imagine having to deal with such a quickfire soul-shitting barrage of Wrongs, all at once, in front of a group, on national television. Credit to Zelah for keeping his head, especially when he doesn't really have an escape or a huge flock of trans people to commiserate with. #bbuk
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I kind of worry that now Caroline will do the thing where she goes SO o.t.t that she'll make Zelah feel like HE has to reassure HER that it's ok. #bbuk
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Caroline. Is ThAt bAd?! I feel like even George wouldn't spaff THAT high up the wall. #bbuk
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One thing I love about nominations is it can really reveal what people prioritise deep down; like, "I can deal with casual fascism, but DULLNESS??" #bbuk
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I can see a children's story book about Jenny & FarmCam running a chaotic but ultimately heart-warming animal sanctuary that's for some reason right in the middle of a roundabout in Derry #bbuk
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It's SO lucky George just encouraged us not to take drugs, can't imagine HOW many severely traumatised people out there who've been REPEATEDLY let down by underfinanced and overburdened mental health services have JUST parked the needle, after hearing that "drugs are BAD". Phew. #bbuk
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"If you tell me off for making Sam feel like an outsider, I'll be sure to act totally reserved and avoid them." Great, nice one, good chat! #bbuk