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Dumb comics, sporadical. Porirua, NZ.
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loggers
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#comic #webcomic #trees
A comic, with four panels: 1. Two people, by some trees: "We must join together to save the trees from the loggers". 2. "No! Not like this!" - they are becoming part of the trees. 3. A logger appears. The people, now faces and bodies at one with the bark and branches, cry out: "EUUAAGHHGHGGHHH". 4. The logger has left. The trees are safe. Two faces smile amongst the bark and branches.
November 28, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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early bird
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#comic #webcomic #bird
A comic, with four panels: 1. The early bird gets the worm. Dawn. A bird flies. 2. The early worm cannot get the bird. This is true: a worm flails, helpless. 3. One hundred early worms, however. 100 worms rise from the earth. 4. The bird flees, overcome by an army of worms, devouring it mid-flight.
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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boxes
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#comic #webcomic #snakes
A comic, with four panels: 1. A man chooses between two boxes, one labelled "snakes" and one labelled "not snakes". 2. The man is intrigued by the snakes 3. But he knows, in his heart, that he should choose "not snakes". 4. He has chosen poorly. He sits on the floor, mad at the world, surrounded by snakes and covered in snake bites.
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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lonely ghost
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#comic #webcomic #ghost
A comic, with four panels: 1. A ghost solemnly wanders the earth. 2. A ghost sees a new friend, Mr Axe Man. 3. A ghost approaches Mr Axe Man, who has raising his Axe above his head. 4. Two ghosts solemnly wander the earth.
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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idea

#comic #webcomic
1. Sitting up in bed, a man has an idea. They write it down. Outside, an intruder watches. 2. The man is asleep. The intruder enters. 3. The intruder steals the paper with the idea. 4. "What the hell? This is shit". It was a shit idea. The shit idea was this comic.
November 16, 2024 at 6:45 AM