Holden Claulfield
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Holden Claulfield
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It/Its. My name isn’t Holden, it’s just from a book I like. Still questioning myself, but I’m busy, so I’ll get back to you later on that front.
Computer, show me small fat men with massive hearts and sweaty pits. I have a thirst only the tears of my enemies or the sweat of my friends can quench. @sleepydinossur.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Lights off 🐺🕯️
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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🚨URGENT: Congress prepares to push forward wolf slaughter bill that would remove federal protections for gray wolves across the lower 48 states and prohibit judicial review. Decision will be voted on Dec. 15 and could move to a House vote next week.
📣Take action: https://bit.ly/4adWexU
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
There’s a glitch on Bluesky where if you search up porn you see naked people. Is this normal? Help, I’m scared.
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Where’s a big rabid fat werewolf I can make out sloppy with. But like so sloppy and drooly I have to drink their disgusting saliva
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The fact I don’t have the flex ability to huff my own balls and I don’t know anyone with sweat balls I could huff should be a crime. This is inhumane. Lemme get a constant whiff pls
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ever just really want smth bad to happen to someone just to see their reaction? Like I don’t wish ill will upon them but I wonder how’d they react
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For my birthday I demand every fat sweaty person be delivered to my chamber at once
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.

Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.

It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.

That’s it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Problem: I wanna watch zootopia 2 but can’t cause I’d be supporting Disney.

Solution: Yar Har Mateys
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So how does “Destroy Dick December” work? Like I got a buzz saw on it but idk if I’m doing this right
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Idea: I can’t lose strip poker if I start naked. What can I take off? I’ll be invincible.
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
He revenge on my dish till I’m served cold
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My toxic trait is that I prefer the original Half Life over Black Mesa (the remake) in every aspect, mainly how it looks and xen
July 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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This is worth sitting down and reading. It's sources are cited, all the information is verified, it ain't just a random Tumblr post. I'm not gonna say it made me suddenly LOVE Kamala but it did make me rethink her history on trans folks and how much of the narrative is folks parroting back and forth
i haven’t fact checked all of this yet, but the links are in there

it seems Harris may have been unfairly maligned as transphobic, in the way BIPOC women get the blame for everything

she’s apologized for her mistake, and may in fact be the most pro-trans presidential candidate EVER
hatsune miku made that post
the article linked in the original post is a members only medium article. i've copied the contents of the article under the cut to increase accessibility Kamala Harris’s Record on Trans Rights Isn’t…
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July 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I take a 2 hour nap mid day and Joe drops out. I need to nap more often.
July 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I eat cereal like an apple.
July 21, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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I know this isn’t a common thing anymore, and it won’t be again, but I’m offering one slot for a bust. Completion within 48 hours, grab it if you want ❤️

ko-fi.com/c/ce954a3c64
Bust!
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
July 18, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Into The Radius 2 releasing soon just gave my life purpose again
July 18, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Idea: Swallowing cum is vore, pedophilia, and micro/macro
July 10, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I HATE you. No not you, the person over there- no, no, not you either! Yo- yes! You there, I hate YOU!
July 9, 2024 at 11:18 PM