SrslyJim
@srslyjim.bsky.social
It's what I say every time I step on a scale...
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Is that JD looking in the window?
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Is that JD looking in the window?
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."
two men are sitting at a table with microphones
Alt: Bob Uecker in Major League talking about Clew Heywood.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."
That is *the* life lesson
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That is *the* life lesson
Must be like declassifying docs with his mind
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Must be like declassifying docs with his mind
Dang. If that's "charming", pretty sure "blunt" would kill me.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dang. If that's "charming", pretty sure "blunt" would kill me.
Epstein Files Storage Facility
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Epstein Files Storage Facility
Beach Boys
Kiss
Heart
Bruce Springsteen
Kenny Chesney
Kiss
Heart
Bruce Springsteen
Kenny Chesney
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Beach Boys
Kiss
Heart
Bruce Springsteen
Kenny Chesney
Kiss
Heart
Bruce Springsteen
Kenny Chesney
So it doesn't rhyme with piñata?
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So it doesn't rhyme with piñata?
No saddle so it must be bareback
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
No saddle so it must be bareback
Fortunately the hats help us ID many of them
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fortunately the hats help us ID many of them
Like we can afford bananas
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Like we can afford bananas
All some of us had were cave paintings
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
All some of us had were cave paintings
Thanks. I'll time my flushes accordingly
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Thanks. I'll time my flushes accordingly