SrslyJim
@srslyjim.bsky.social
It's what I say every time I step on a scale...
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SrslyJim
@srslyjim.bsky.social
· Dec 9
two men are standing next to each other and looking at the camera .
Alt: Scene from Blazing Saddles when the Waco Kid tells Sheriff Bart, "You know, morons."
media.tenor.com
Instead of MAGAts, let's just call them "the common clay of the new west"
That's JD outside, wishing they'd invite him in
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
That's JD outside, wishing they'd invite him in
Elvis is not part of my target demographic
Serious inquiry, because I’ve heard differing opinions on this.
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Elvis is not part of my target demographic
"Epstein Files Storage Facility"
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
"Epstein Files Storage Facility"
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Seriously. That was the main takeaway from "Ferris Bueller"
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Seriously. That was the main takeaway from "Ferris Bueller"
It'll be close, but I'll be OK in about 58 minutes
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It'll be close, but I'll be OK in about 58 minutes
A decent start
Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
A decent start
The more wars he starts, the more he can end
Trump is just gonna keep bombing people until somebody gives him a Nobel peace prize.
We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The more wars he starts, the more he can end
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We're still focussing on the wrong things with the Epstein files. It shouldn't be about getting any person. It should be about getting justice for the victims. open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
Epstein Files: How making the conversation about Clinton or Trump is an injustice to the victims
There’s a weird conversation surrounding the Epstein Files as people coalesce around the “If Bill Clinton is guilty” narrative.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We're still focussing on the wrong things with the Epstein files. It shouldn't be about getting any person. It should be about getting justice for the victims. open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
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MTG isn't speaking truth to power. She is trying to grab a seat on a lifeboat after she helped steer the ship into an iceberg.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
MTG isn't speaking truth to power. She is trying to grab a seat on a lifeboat after she helped steer the ship into an iceberg.
Did all these names come from condom wrappers?
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Did all these names come from condom wrappers?
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing MAGA he isn't masquerading as Trump
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing MAGA he isn't masquerading as Trump
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Almost correct.
I believe his followers will ALWAYS believe he is/was the second coming of Christ
I believe his followers will ALWAYS believe he is/was the second coming of Christ
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Almost correct.
I believe his followers will ALWAYS believe he is/was the second coming of Christ
I believe his followers will ALWAYS believe he is/was the second coming of Christ
Literally the dawn of a new day
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Literally the dawn of a new day
Should go without saying
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Should go without saying
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If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
I could see him doing something with Human Services
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I could see him doing something with Human Services
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Understressed distinction: "Keep in mind, we are not agreeing with them, they are now agreeing with us."
I’ve never agreed with MAGA Marge but lately she is making sense and calling out the Republican BS…never had a healthcare plan and the Epstein files should be released. Is this because she’s running for Governor? Keep in mind, we are not agreeing with them, they are now agreeing with us.
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Understressed distinction: "Keep in mind, we are not agreeing with them, they are now agreeing with us."
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