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why me. the gay oracle.
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ppl watching #bb27 are those who are in spiritual psychosis and love pattern recognition because what tf is a “left wall curse” please be serious 💔
at this point, the only person who can save me is KFC transmasc chloe sevigny
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
mother mandy obliterating dd with a singular finger 💔🔥
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
got too high last night and absolutely geeked over mandy mango. she tore
January 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
bitch seeing a skinny jean on a straight man will forever ruin my mood. like skinny jeans are a chop, but i let it slide on a gay man
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
as it is written, so it shall be done - RuPaul
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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every time I hit post on this app:
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Today once again proved that everyday citizens protesting their government are braver than the titans who own the largest media corporations, run the biggest law firms and lead the most powerful technology companies.
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
we need to start partying again omg
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
mamdani’s hung stoner smile #NeedThat
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
life is a constant battle between fake crazy and real crazy. i’m fake crazy
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
actually venmo making transactions public was possible one of the most evil things to ever be created
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
yall gonna be mad, but it must be said. 2026 is for the short kings — 30x30 kings RISE UP. (just bought another pair of vintage silver tabs).
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
that one friend that leave you in venmo purgatory
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
oh to be 2015 kali uchis
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
thinking about myki meek’s away suitcase
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
realizing everyone in my life let me move to mid-sized city (downtown) by myself, where i knew no one when i was 22. um.. that was such an era.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
people who have a nice pair of sunglasses that they use regularly, like okay you got your life togetherrrr.

i think i’ve bought the same pair of walgreens sunglasses for like 3 summers in a row. lose em every time
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
realizing my uber driver does not match the photo after i already got in… like what now…
a close up of a woman 's face with a purple hat .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a purple hat .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
n*ni c*co, you will never be famous 💔
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
without tiktok i’m spending a lot of time and money on ebay
January 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
my therapist saying i have a problem with happy families
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
at the gayest straight new year eves party in the suburbs
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM